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They're undoubtedly the best show in town at the moment tbf.

I make no apology for talking about them, they're beyond parody as usual.

Benitez 'quits' in May but strings the fans along til he's in China

Gets someone to knock off a quick C'mon Toons and smell you later bye bye note.

Their strikers slink away.

The cone shuffler takes the first team to China for pre-season.

The billionaire Sheikh turns out to be a mirage or a pyramid salesman.

An ex-Sunderland professional Geordie is 5th on the list after another ex-Sunderland manager turns them down.

Sheff Wed are insisting on £5 million compensation and Ashley won't pay.

The supporters have issued their billionth 'that's it, we're boycotting and this time we really really mean it' statement.

Haway man, if you can't talk about all of that on a football forum there's no point having one.
According to the Daily Mail (I know it’s not trustworthy) but bacon nose was 11th on their list!
What a shambles - difficult year ahead for them for sure.
 
Translator please! ****ing muppets

The Mags always claim that their idiots are just a tiny minority yet, every time they appear in public, they appear to be ridiculous clones of 'Super Geordie'.

"Look at me man, I'm the Geordiest Geordie in the hurrl warld." <doh>

According to Morph, who was obviously rejected and thrown on the studio floor, Bruce isn't a Geordie ...
... but I'll bet he insists Wor Bobby RIP, insert fake tear, was a real Geordie and 'one of us'.

They just trot out the same ludicrous drivel they repeat on social media and backwards and forwards to each other in their bizarre insular little lives.

FFS man, what the hell is this latest 'one club, one city, one united' garbage they're all parroting.

It's like, deep breath and, "Geordie, Geordie, Cathedral on the hill, famous number 9, Geordie, 52,000, Wor Bobby RIP, Geordie, boycott, one club one city one united, Geordie, Geordie," and breathe <laugh>

Normal, logical speech isn't necessary as long as they get all the clichés in, no particular order needed ...
... they really are becoming one interchangeable cartoon character with no discernable difference. I bet there isn't one, in that group, who would dare say, "Hang on lads, Ashley isn't all bad and Rafa did shyte on us all and make us look daft."

I'm sure the many Mags, who aren't actually Geordies, are stamping their little feet when they see clips like this.

The endless tantrums, protests, death wishes, shop shouting, stalking of Ashley is what puts potential buyers off the club but they just can't see it ...
... they just think it makes them the best, most passionate supporters on the planet.

Sadly it's their own little planet and people just look in and laugh at the weird little aliens.

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The Mags always claim that their idiots are just a tiny minority yet, every time they appear in public, they appear to be ridiculous clones of 'Super Geordie'.

"Look at me man, I'm the Geordiest Geordie in the hurrl warld." <doh>

According to Morph, who was obviously rejected and thrown on the studio floor, Bruce isn't a Geordie ...
... but I'll bet he insists Wor Bobby RIP, insert fake tear, was a real Geordie and 'one of us'.

They just trot out the same ludicrous drivel they repeat on social media and backwards and forwards to each other in their bizarre insular little lives.

FFS man, what the hell is this latest 'one club, one city, one united' garbage they're all parroting.

It's like, deep breath and, "Geordie, Geordie, Cathedral on the hill, famous number 9, Geordie, 52,000, Wor Bobby RIP, Geordie, boycott, one club one city one united, Geordie, Geordie," and breathe <laugh>

I'm sure the many Mags, who aren't actually Geordies, are stamping their little feet when they see clips like this.

The endless tantrums, protests, death wishes, shop shouting, stalking of Ashley is what puts potential buyers off the club but they just can't see it ...
... they just think it makes them the best, most passionate supporters on the planet.

Sadly it's their own little planet and people just look in and laugh at the weird little aliens.

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Girlfriend, your jealousy is showing
 
Nowt as offensive if that new kit of theirs, absolutely bastard that thing. Always sunny on Tyneside...

I have to admit it's not the best like but it's hardly horrific like. It ain't half as bad as that carrier bag effort your lot churned out a few years back.

Some of our numpty fans will still buy it though, and then go and stand on the steps and shout Ashley out, thick as **** man!
 
According to the Daily Mail (I know it’s not trustworthy) but bacon nose was 11th on their list!
What a shambles - difficult year ahead for them for sure.

For all the endless boasting since Bruce left ... '10th place finish' etc, we should remember a couple of things.

During his 'triumphant season' we were in a relegation fight most of the season. Newcastle were in the bottom three until Christmas and finished well when some teams pulled their Speedos on.

And, of all the clubs Bruce has managed, his lowest points per game was with Sunderland.

Yet he sees his time at Sunderland as our glory days, what a deluded man ...

... he'll fit in perfectly up there.