The Mags always claim that their idiots are just a tiny minority yet, every time they appear in public, they appear to be ridiculous clones of 'Super Geordie'.
"Look at me man, I'm the Geordiest Geordie in the hurrl warld."
According to Morph, who was obviously rejected and thrown on the studio floor, Bruce isn't a Geordie ...
... but I'll bet he insists Wor Bobby RIP, insert fake tear, was a real Geordie and 'one of us'.
They just trot out the same ludicrous drivel they repeat on social media and backwards and forwards to each other in their bizarre insular little lives.
FFS man, what the hell is this latest 'one club, one city, one united' garbage they're all parroting.
It's like, deep breath and, "Geordie, Geordie, Cathedral on the hill, famous number 9, Geordie, 52,000, Wor Bobby RIP, Geordie, boycott, one club one city one united, Geordie, Geordie," and breathe
I'm sure the many Mags, who aren't actually Geordies, are stamping their little feet when they see clips like this.
The endless tantrums, protests, death wishes, shop shouting, stalking of Ashley is what puts potential buyers off the club but they just can't see it ...
... they just think it makes them the best, most passionate supporters on the planet.
Sadly it's their own little planet and people just look in and laugh at the weird little aliens.
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