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Not really sure why it seems to be heading for a “pissing contest” with HIAG. I don’t own these large engine cars and my favourite mode of transport up until recently (when it finally went to the scrapyard) was a ford connect van, which cost me the grand sum of £500.

HIAG talks ****. He always has done.

I'm currently driving a VW Shed 2.5 litre with 520k on the clock and a dying turbo that doesn't engage until you hit 2k revs. 0-60 downhill and if there's enough road <laugh>
 
HIAG talks ****. He always has done.

I'm currently driving a VW Shed 2.5 litre with 520k on the clock and a dying turbo that doesn't engage until you hit 2k revs. 0-60 downhill and if there's enough road <laugh>

I replaced the van with a Renault scenic (bought for £400 of a mates misses). I took the rear seats out 2 days after I bought it and that’s likely how it will remain until this ends up at the scrappy.
 
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How Fast Is The BMW M850i?
Clicking that crystal start button prods the 4.4-liter twin-turbo V-8 to life with a snort. A full-throttle launch rewards a 0-60 mph scamper in 3.6 seconds, or so says BMW; forward thrust is so meaty, the limited 155-mph top speed feels obtainable on an entrance ramp.

https://www.automobilemag.com/news/2020-bmw-m850i-xdrive-specs-features-performance/
In fairness he’s patently referring to the old 850i mate. Made in the early 90’s, that was a 5L V12.
 
Blah blah blah...

Those cars had a 5 litre V12 engine and around 340 bhp.

Trust me, it was swift.

Some scroats tried to break into it when I had it parked overnight, visiting my mum. They failed, but ****ed up the car door and caused £2,500 damage.

The cheapest tyres for it were £500 each.

That’s more than your car was worth, I bet, Tel. Admit it, one tyre on my car was worth more than your entire jalopy, yeah?

Bro, the car that I drive now would absolutely obliterate that old turd every which way. <laugh>

You’d know ****all about a Rally Sport car tbf, just be assured that while you’re smoking your own pork pipe crippled up in a ditch after taking a corner too fast, mine hasn’t even flinched and that’s on tyres that cost £150 a pop.

Now who’s the mug?
 
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Might as well just break the world record if you’re gonna lie.

I actually did 750mph in my jet powered Van the other day as it goes when I popped out to buy some Kale and Beetroot juice.
 
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