Cars

I have never owned one of those motors.

I did once own a 1999 CLK 350, as a third motor. When I consolidated my motors down to one, I sold it to a mate.

Bloody good motors, those.

 

I had a BMW 850i that had two power-bands.

It was a beast. It could accelerate from 120 mph to its limit of around 210 mph as though it was still in first gear.

 

nice one

 

Saw one of the new 8 series at the dealership the other week, just shy of £100,000 for that model, it was one of the performance models, 840 or 850i, full kit, slick car

 

They also had in a beautiful gloss black M2 with blacked out trim, kit and wheels, that was about £60,000 and I would've taken it over the 8

 

You don’t half talk some **** Kipper wtf 210mph

 

210 mph you say...........LOL

 

Kipper tryna get into his new 650mph Mclaren

please log in to view this image

 

Blah blah blah...

Those cars had a 5 litre V12 engine and around 340 bhp.

Trust me, it was swift.

Some scroats tried to break into it when I had it parked overnight, visiting my mum. They failed, but ****ed up the car door and caused £2,500 damage.

The cheapest tyres for it were £500 each.

That’s more than your car was worth, I bet, Tel. Admit it, one tyre on my car was worth more than your entire jalopy, yeah?

 

That isn’t me.

 

****ing Hell. There simply isn’t a single topic that Kips can help himself from jumping in and chatting ****e about.

 

@Hoddle is a god ...I’m all for a bit “casual ****ing” from time to time, but since your latest return, you seem to be constantly angry?

 

A quick google search reveals that the BMW 850i is a 4.4 litre V8 with a top speed of 155mph

You’d think Kips would check these simple facts before making **** up.

 

Not really sure why it seems to be heading for a “pissing contest” with HIAG. I don’t own these large engine cars and my favourite mode of transport up until recently (when it finally went to the scrapyard) was a ford connect van, which cost me the grand sum of £500.

 

That’s the 840i.

I have never known anyone fcuk up as often as you, Pix. It’s a real talent, mate.

 

Meh.

If I wasn’t still in the office I’d be sat in my underpants and casually scratching my bollocks. That’s how not-angry I am.

 

This’ll end well.

My old Golf was quicker than that old smoker btw.

 

The 850i was also limited to 155 mph. Oops.

 

How Fast Is The BMW M850i?
Clicking that crystal start button prods the 4.4-liter twin-turbo V-8 to life with a snort. A full-throttle launch rewards a 0-60 mph scamper in 3.6 seconds, or so says BMW; forward thrust is so meaty, the limited 155-mph top speed feels obtainable on an entrance ramp.

https://www.automobilemag.com/news/2020-bmw-m850i-xdrive-specs-features-performance/