Cars

[Commachio]

I had a BMW 850i that had two power-bands.

It was a beast. It could accelerate from 120 mph to its limit of around 210 mph as though it was still in first gear.

daft fat ****er.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

This’ll end well.

My old Golf was quicker than that old smoker btw.

Lol!

Of course it was, meine Herr.

 

[Tobes]

Lol!

Of course it was, meine Herr.

No, it actually was.

310 bhp and 4 wheel drive, over a second quicker to 60 and it’d leave that old tub for dead, mate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

How Fast Is The BMW M850i?
Clicking that crystal start button prods the 4.4-liter twin-turbo V-8 to life with a snort. A full-throttle launch rewards a 0-60 mph scamper in 3.6 seconds, or so says BMW; forward thrust is so meaty, the limited 155-mph top speed feels obtainable on an entrance ramp.

https://www.automobilemag.com/news/2020-bmw-m850i-xdrive-specs-features-performance/

That's the 2020 version, you knob head!

Mine was a 1991 model. Go and look it up and then come crawling back here with an apology.

 

[Commachio]

That's the 2020 version, you knob head!

Mine was a 1991 model. Go and look it up and then come crawling back here with an apology.

the only way you'd do 210mph, is if i pushed you of a cliff ffs.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

No, it actually was.

310 bhp and 4 wheel drive, over a second quicker to 60 and it’d leave that old tub for dead, mate.

There is no way on this God's earth that my V12 would have been out performed by your Reichstag wagon on the open motorway. I promise you that.

0-60, okay, but once we got North of 100, you'd be back in that bunker taking a bullet.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

In fairness he’s patently referring to the old 850i mate. Made in the early 90’s, that was a 5L V12.

Thanks for putting that clown right, Tobias.

 

[PINKIE]

That's the 2020 version, you knob head!

Mine was a 1991 model. Go and look it up and then come crawling back here with an apology.

Wow calm down Kips. You should have been more specific.

210mph you say ?

 

[PINKIE]

Thanks for putting that clown right, Tobias.

****ing seething ^^^

 

[Tobes]

Thanks for putting that clown right, Tobias.

You’re welcome mate, facts are important

Talking of facts, you do know that the old 850i was limited to 155 mph, yeah?

 

[Commachio]

I just don't get it, why would a 60 year old accountant, wannabe lawyer, constantly post lies and claim to be a WUM master?

60 years old, and yet we harp on about the younger generation, i'm baffled.

 

[BobbyD]

210mph

i believe he clocked that on his local B road when he was testing it out

 

[Libby]

i believe he clocked that on his local B road when he was testing it out

While playing a guitar solo and booking his flights to Las Vegas, California no doubt.

 

[Spurlock]

 

[PINKIE]

 

[Commachio]

i believe he clocked that on his local B road when he was testing it out

when macs closed at 11pm.

 

[Spurlock]

I don’t get all this my car is faster than your car ****e

I drive like a ****in Pimp

chilled...cruise mode...zero **** mode. If you in a hurry...overtake me, if you can’t for whatever reason...then you stuck behind me for the foreseeable I suppose

 

[PINKIE]

when macs closed at 11pm.

10:58pm and the missus puts in a request for 6 Double cheeseburgers and a box of McFlurries. HIAG jumps in his 210mph throbber and boots it to the nearest Maccy D's in 49 seconds flat.

 

[PINKIE]

I don’t get all this my car is faster than your car ****e

I drive like a ****in Pimp

chilled...cruise mode...zero **** mode. If you in a hurry...overtake me, if you can’t for whatever reason...then you stuck behind me for the foreseeable I suppose

Same here bru

But only coz my turbo is ****ed.

 

[Commachio]

10:58pm and the missus puts in a request for 6 Double cheeseburgers and a box of McFlurries. HIAG jumps in his 210mph throbber and boots it to the nearest Maccy D's in 49 seconds flat.

good job it's only 3 miles away.