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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by thefanwithnoname, Mar 19, 2019.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I might get mine remapped from 375hp to 400hp, it will take my mpg from 16 to about 12.

    Word.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Still won’t beat my 5.8L V8 Ford shed that I rented in Los Angeles. 9mpg and 0-60 in about a week.
     
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  3. brb

    brb CR250

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    My out-laws had one, in a caravan park near Blackpool. It never went anywhere, but it was definitely a caravan, and we had a few short breaks in it. Was okay, miles from anywhere though, as I discovered when I stormed off on foot looking for a pub, after a row with the missus.
     
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  5. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    a mate of mine has one of these
    D8F5B37C-FEF7-4FB8-8F9E-A489CA620FF6.jpeg A 5 litre V8. He took me out in it and “booted it” on the A2, bloody thing took off and just when you thought that was it, it went again. I was so frightened I was giggling like a little girl!
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Nice.
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    What is it ?

    The 5.8 V8 I rented was pulling 30ft of motorhome behind it lol.
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    *caravan
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    basically.
     
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  10. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    It’s a jag mate, that’s all I know. I have no idea of what model it could be beyond it’s a 5 litre V8 and black like the picture!
    He a bit car mad and likes the big engines. He also has a 60’s American two door thing (not sure of make and model) which again is about 5/6 litres and V8. His previous car was a Bentley continental which I believe was 6/7 litres. He’s the oil companies dream!!
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    and it looks great.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Could be the XFR, not that quick considering it’s a supercharged V8. Hot Jags are usually at their best between 60 and 100, proper cruisers.
     
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  13. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    I didn’t know that Slurps
     
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    well I don’t have a Caravan G

    honest
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Probably has better fuel consumption than my old 4.2 litre XJ6. Used to cost me half a weeks wages just picking the kids up from school. Two 16 gallon tanks, took 20 minutes to fill her up. You could see the fuel guage moving down as the Rev counter went up.

    Beautiful car, but totally impractical. Electrics were a nightmare, and the battery shelf used to fill up with water when it rained, then slosh onto my feet as I backed out in the morning.

    I loved that old motor. Only thing I ever came across that drank more than I did.
     
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  16. lfcpower

    lfcpower Well-Known Member

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    At Merc or at a local garage ?? If the former I presume you're walking around a lot quicker today given the weight change to your wallet
     
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  17. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    **** main dealers

    Get my mate Billy on the job

    save bare P fam
     
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  18. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    I believe you S

    honest
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He’s got a clapped out C230 from about 2005, I bet it hasn’t seen a car wash for over 5 years let alone a main dealer.
     
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  20. There’s a place near me that is staffed by Merc-trained mechanics and they charge half what the main dealer charges. They even provide the same valeting as part of the service.
     
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