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We mentioned this the other day.

Sweats and Schlem prime suspects for Caravan owners.
Sweats would set fire to it.

Schlem could well still be in the caravan closet though.
 
Some ****er must have a caravan.

My money’s on it being a Kopite, defo one of them.
 
just thinking back, probably the worst car i've ever had, but when it was working the best.

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a ****ty litttle french turbo thing..

never had a french car since.
 
just thinking back, probably the worst car i've ever had, but when it was working the best.

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a ****ty litttle french turbo thing..

never had a french car since.

I didn't think the Turbo 5 was that bad! Now if you were talking about the Espace, that had to be a fooking clunk on wheels.
 
I didn't think the Turbo 5 was that bad! Now if you were talking about the Espace, that had to be a fooking clunk on wheels.
I spent a fortune, and it was of the road more than on it...

****ing french ****.
 
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I spent a fortune, and it was of the road more than on it...

****ing french ****.

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Well I must admit the only Turbo 5, I drove was a brand new one. Compared to other Renault's at the time, it seemed an improvement, and would appeal to the younger driver. Although it was never going to compete with a Fiesta. My mate had a 5 and he drove like a dick, but them days there was no speed cameras, and more or less any lunatic could take to the road. I had a Capri Mk1, yes and in red, and yes, I was one of those dicks that wrote it off <laugh>
 
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Well I must admit the only Turbo 5, I drove was a brand new one. Compared to other Renault's at the time, it seemed an improvement, and would appeal to the younger driver. Although it was never going to compete with a Fiesta. My mate had a 5 and he drove like a dick, but them days there was no speed cameras, and more or less any lunatic could take to the road. I had a Capri Mk1, yes and in red, and yes, I was one of those dicks that wrote it off <laugh>
Only car i wrote off, was the un breakable Nissan Navara<laugh>
 
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Only car i wrote off, was the un breakable Nissan Navara<laugh>

The back end on a Capri was notorious, the story goes one icy day in winter, with an inexperienced driver behind the wheel, the 3.0 whatever beast was not going to stop along a country lane, and telegraph poles really do hurt :(
 
The back end on a Capri was notorious, the story goes one icy day in winter, with an inexperienced driver behind the wheel, the 3.0 whatever beast was not going to stop along a country lane, and telegraph poles really do hurt :(
I only drove the 2.8i for week....hated it. it was a swap with a mate....Nah not for me.
 
Looks the business <laugh>

Mate used to drive a hearse to carry his surfboards. His little brother used to get really cold in the water and his toes would always be blue when he got out. We used park up where all the tourists came off the beach, get him to lay in the back of the hearse with the curtain closed with his feet sticking out.

We'd be sat in another car pissing ourselves watching people's reaction as they walked past and saw those two blue feet sticking out of the back.

5 series. Massive boot, you could fit a 3 series in the back of one of them.
 
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