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HIAG talks ****. He always has done.

I'm currently driving a VW Shed 2.5 litre with 520k on the clock and a dying turbo that doesn't engage until you hit 2k revs. 0-60 downhill and if there's enough road

 

I replaced the van with a Renault scenic (bought for £400 of a mates misses). I took the rear seats out 2 days after I bought it and that’s likely how it will remain until this ends up at the scrappy.

 

210mph

 

only way it hits 210 mph is if your siting in it and it’s going down a very steep hill

 

In fairness he’s patently referring to the old 850i mate. Made in the early 90’s, that was a 5L V12.

 

HiaG ain't got the bottle to handle 210mph

Aside from it being illegal of course

 

Bro, the car that I drive now would absolutely obliterate that old turd every which way.

You’d know ****all about a Rally Sport car tbf, just be assured that while you’re smoking your own pork pipe crippled up in a ditch after taking a corner too fast, mine hasn’t even flinched and that’s on tyres that cost £150 a pop.

Now who’s the mug?

 

Heavier than Saturn in the rain.

 

Just a big old throbber mate.

 

But did it do 210mph ?

 

No mate. Shockingly it didn’t.

 

Might as well just break the world record if you’re gonna lie.

 

yep


after he had it remapped .

 

Nice of piskie to do that for him tbf.

 

Kinda G who’s pushin 850’s and CLK Black Editions ends up scoffing £4 uni burgers on their own in the middle of nowhere?

 

He buys old motors for beans.

 

I actually did 750mph in my jet powered Van the other day as it goes when I popped out to buy some Kale and Beetroot juice.

 

Not sure if I've mentioned that story before ...

 

Private Helicopter flights from the roof of his Las Vegas penthouse suite, but slums it in Student uni digs back in the UK