I played against a few ex pro and ‘nearly’ pro lads in The Costa del Sol league when I lived over there and you couldn’t get near them.
There was a lad Joe played for one of the teams he was a keeper and had done 3 years pro, think was at West Brom and not made it, you could t score past the ****er.
We played a friendly against Rio Ave youth team one time and I swear it was a shambles, while you are processing stepping in to challenge they have done you and gone.
Its incredible the level it takes to even get close to a team in The top 2 tiers in England. Like you say there’s not a player in the setups of any of them clubs that’s remotely ‘****’