"Was leading (pushing actually) a stubborn cow into the milking parlor when it coughed and farted at the same time, covered me in **** from head to toe. The bitch." Similar thing happened to me once going up the stairs in Romeos back in the 80's.
Im slow today. Guess it was the turkey schnitzel what done it. Itll be roast celeriac for me from now on.
Lordy I wonder if id last an hour in Big Brother! I mean there are wimmin in there, gays, some folk not sure, probably veggies, god botherers! Jesus H Christ twould be a minefield.
Yeah not the same thing at all tbh. Chipolata type sausages normally, the right length for a little bit to stick out each end once you've wrapped the bacon round, and the bacon has to the streaky kind. Roasted in the oven, bloody lovely they are.
I agree with the first bit. Hardly any of our choice vegetables can survive without human intervention either. "Weeds" out-compete them all the time. I disagree with the second, and suggest you confuse meat-eating with domination. Homo sapiens isn't content with dominating all other living species, but wants to dominate other humans too. Even that isn't enough. Homo rapiens (the r is deliberate) wants to dominate nature itself, and even goes so far as to ask for divine intervention to get his own way. Hell, and if we can't have our own way we will even invent stories that pretend everything IS as we want it. Men didn't come down from the trees to find meat, they came down to dominate. And don't you dare contradict me!
I'm saying we dominate because we eat meat. Cooking our food, particularly meat, means our bodies use around 25% less energy during the digestion process. It's no coincidence that our modern brains are around 25% larger than our ancestors and we have shorter bowels. Eating this way gave early man more time to learn and farming only sped the process up. Gradually we get large groups cooperating (and fighting of course) and we start to mould our environment to suit our needs. Civilisation is born and instead of living with the world, we start to destroy it and we've been doing it ever since. Would we be better off had we never started down this path? I don't know, but the planet certainly would be. We are where we are because we're parasitic omnivores.
Not sure if this has been mentioned before but I remember at school being told we have incisor teeth specifically for ripping meat.
