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Veganism

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Steven Toast, Aug 6, 2016.

  1. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    "Was leading (pushing actually) a stubborn cow into the milking parlor when it coughed and farted at the same time, covered me in **** from head to toe. The bitch."

    Similar thing happened to me once going up the stairs in Romeos back in the 80's.
     
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  2. Des Head

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    My wife or the cow?
     
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  3. modnrock

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    Tickles!
     
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    Worth much more than a like. :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  5. Des Head

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    The French Tickler. He's famous round these parts. Or infamous. One of the two.
     
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  6. modnrock

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    Im slow today. Guess it was the turkey schnitzel what done it. Itll be roast celeriac for me from now on.
     
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  7. modnrock

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    Lordy I wonder if id last an hour in Big Brother! I mean there are wimmin in there, gays, some folk not sure, probably veggies, god botherers! Jesus H Christ twould be a minefield.
     
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  8. WhittlingStick

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    Every thread should have a partridge quote in there
     
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  9. Bengals Tiger

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    Are they the same as sausage rolls?
     
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  10. Happy Tiger

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    Mini sausage with a bit if streaky bacon wrapped round it.
     
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  11. Building 7

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    Good post !
     
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  12. Bengals Tiger

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    OK, Ta. Over here, they're like a poor man's sausage roll (but with thicker and less flaky pastry).
     
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  13. Happy Tiger

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    Yeah not the same thing at all tbh.

    Chipolata type sausages normally, the right length for a little bit to stick out each end once you've wrapped the bacon round, and the bacon has to the streaky kind. Roasted in the oven, bloody lovely they are.
     
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    Pigs in blankets are for life, not just for Christmas.
     
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  15. Sikkedogsvendestykke

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    I agree with the first bit. Hardly any of our choice vegetables can survive without human intervention either. "Weeds" out-compete them all the time.

    I disagree with the second, and suggest you confuse meat-eating with domination. Homo sapiens isn't content with dominating all other living species, but wants to dominate other humans too. Even that isn't enough. Homo rapiens (the r is deliberate) wants to dominate nature itself, and even goes so far as to ask for divine intervention to get his own way. Hell, and if we can't have our own way we will even invent stories that pretend everything IS as we want it. Men didn't come down from the trees to find meat, they came down to dominate. And don't you dare contradict me!
     
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  16. Des Head

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    I'm saying we dominate because we eat meat. Cooking our food, particularly meat, means our bodies use around 25% less energy during the digestion process. It's no coincidence that our modern brains are around 25% larger than our ancestors and we have shorter bowels. Eating this way gave early man more time to learn and farming only sped the process up. Gradually we get large groups cooperating (and fighting of course) and we start to mould our environment to suit our needs. Civilisation is born and instead of living with the world, we start to destroy it and we've been doing it ever since. Would we be better off had we never started down this path? I don't know, but the planet certainly would be. We are where we are because we're parasitic omnivores.
     
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  17. Building 7

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    Not sure if this has been mentioned before but I remember at school being told we have incisor teeth specifically for ripping meat.
     
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    The development of consciousness had something to do with it as well.
     
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  19. Des Head

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    That came from the souls of the animals we ate.
     
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  20. Bengals Tiger

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    Sounds awesome ... Must look out for some. Thanks!
     
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