The Drunk Thread

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Schlem Boogerman said:
Got pissed up on Friday and decided see if I could get banned from Facebook by posting "****" as many times as I could. Turns out my missus stalks me on Facebook and didn't quite get my sense of humour.

I've just deleted my Facebook account. ****in despise Facebook.
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I deleted Facebook last year.

I did something similar on Friday, sent my mate a load of videos calling him a ****. The girl I’m dating asked to see said videos.... she didn’t quite get my sense of humour either.
 
Schlem Boogerman said:
Got pissed up on Friday and decided see if I could get banned from Facebook by posting "****" as many times as I could. Turns out my missus stalks me on Facebook and didn't quite get my sense of humour.

I've just deleted my Facebook account. ****in despise Facebook.
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Well, when you’re a magistrate, you do need to be a bit careful what you write.
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Sucky gets pissed on a single can of 1664, hence the name 'one can sucky', but who else are the lightweights?

Hiag is defo a lightweight when it comes to drinking, which is unusual for a super heavy weight.
 
Commachio said:
Sucky gets pissed on a single can of 1664, hence the name 'one can sucky', but who else are the lightweights?

Hiag is defo a lightweight when it comes to drinking, which is unusual for a super heavy weight.
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I probably am right now.
 
Commachio said:
Sucky gets pissed on a single can of 1664, hence the name 'one can sucky', but who else are the lightweights?

Hiag is defo a lightweight when it comes to drinking, which is unusual for a super heavy weight.
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I'm on a fitness kick right now.
 
Commachio said:
Sucky gets pissed on a single can of 1664, hence the name 'one can sucky', but who else are the lightweights?

Hiag is defo a lightweight when it comes to drinking, which is unusual for a super heavy weight.
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My drinking ability varies dependent to how much I’ve eaten. Saturday I put away about 12 pints an 4 cans of Guinness. I drank random beer and cider too at the beer festival. Yesterday was a write off. Still feel ****e now. Though have had 2 ciders at the pub after a dog walk and two cans of Guinness to accompany my left over roast.
 
Sweats. said:
My drinking ability varies dependent to how much I’ve eaten. Saturday I put away about 12 pints an 4 cans of Guinness. I drank random beer and cider too at the beer festival. Yesterday was a write off. Still feel ****e now. Though have had 2 ciders at the pub after a dog walk and two cans of Guinness to accompany my left over roast.
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I go the other way mate, i drink then eat, once i've eaten, i'm done.

But i agree, there is no defining how much you can drink. Somedays i'm more pissed on 8/9 cans than if i go on a proper sesh.
 
Commachio said:
I go the other way mate, i drink then eat, once i've eaten, i'm done.

But i agree, there is no defining how much you can drink. Somedays i'm more pissed on 8/9 cans than if i go on a proper sesh.
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I too can’t drink after I’ve eaten a meal. My issue is sometimes I barely eat during the day then go sink 6 pints in the pub after work.
 
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