The Drunk Thread

[NSIS]

I don't drink anyway dickhead.

Just as well, **** fa brains!...

 

[Sucky]

Just as well, **** fa brains!...

Not sure where this myth has come from really mate, I'm a highly intelligent being

 

[Quesadaad]

I'd probably have a beer with most on here tbf, or at least there's very few where I wouldn't even consider it.

Thread material right there mate

 

[Blueman]

It's a pity that they don't feel the same way.

Their loss.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

It's a pity that they don't feel the same way.

BAM! BAM!

Double-tap, right there.

 

[Blueman]

BAM! BAM!

Double-tap, right there.

What a ****.

 

[Tobes]

I'd happily go for a beer with Stan, Tel, Chief and Watford. All seem like decent chaps.

Cheers Bluey

 

[luvgonzo]

Cheers Bluey

He PM'd me saying that he couldn't go for a beer with me as meeting his heroes has always been a let down in the past and that he'd rather keep me on my pedestal. @Blueman

 

[Blueman]

Cheers Bluey

You as well Tobes of course .

 

[Blueman]

He PM'd me saying that he couldn't go for a beer with me as meeting his heroes has always been a let down in the past and that he'd rather keep me on my pedestal. @Blueman

Yeah that's what I did.

 

[PINKIE]

I’m starting up running on campus, from next week, mate.

Well, when I say “running” it’s actually going to be a glorified waddling, at first.

If my knees hold out, I’ll advance to limp-jogging, after three weeks.

When my arse can fit on a saddle, I’ll get back on the mountain bike.

Get on it mate, your body and mind will thank you for it. I do 50+ miles each week mountain biking and surfing / swimming / kayaking and it means I can eat as much quinoa and lentils as I want

I'm not here to mock your weight, I know you've managed to drop plenty before by applying yourself, and the people teasing you here motivated you also, so stick with it you fat ****ing tub of lard

 

[Blueman]

Get on it mate, your body and mind will thank you for it. I do 50+ miles each week mountain biking and surfing / swimming / kayaking and it means I can eat as much quinoa and lentils as I want

I'm not here to mock your weight, I know you've managed to drop plenty before by applying yourself, and the people teasing you here motivated you also, so stick with it you fat ****ing tub of lard

Ouch!

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Get on it mate, your body and mind will thank you for it. I do 50+ miles each week mountain biking and surfing / swimming / kayaking and it means I can eat as much quinoa and lentils as I want

I'm not here to mock your weight, I know you've managed to drop plenty before by applying yourself, and the people teasing you here motivated you also, so stick with it you fat ****ing tub of lard

Yeah, I know, mate.

 

[Santaseyebrow]

Drinking is illogical

 

[Blueman]

Drinking is illogical

True, ****ing brilliant though.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Ffs, I missed an opportunity to bump this whilst pissed last night.

 

[brb]

Ffs, I missed an opportunity to bump this whilst pissed last night.

I think you were all pi55ed last night, it then started to get a bit personal between Comm and that Toon lad, so I called it a night.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

I think you were all pi55ed last night, it then started to get a bit personal between Comm and that Toon lad, so I called it a night.

Tag me

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Got wasted last night. Told a lot of Estonians that they were like grumpy Russians.

Didn’t go down well.

Live and learn I suppose haha

 

[Schlem Boogerman]

Got pissed up on Friday and decided see if I could get banned from Facebook by posting "****" as many times as I could. Turns out my missus stalks me on Facebook and didn't quite get my sense of humour.

I've just deleted my Facebook account. ****in despise Facebook.