The Drunk Thread

Just as well, **** fa brains!...

 

Not sure where this myth has come from really mate, I'm a highly intelligent being

 

Thread material right there mate

 

Their loss.

 

BAM! BAM!

Double-tap, right there.

 

What a ****.

 

Cheers Bluey

 

He PM'd me saying that he couldn't go for a beer with me as meeting his heroes has always been a let down in the past and that he'd rather keep me on my pedestal. @Blueman

 

You as well Tobes of course .

 

Yeah that's what I did.

 

Get on it mate, your body and mind will thank you for it. I do 50+ miles each week mountain biking and surfing / swimming / kayaking and it means I can eat as much quinoa and lentils as I want

I'm not here to mock your weight, I know you've managed to drop plenty before by applying yourself, and the people teasing you here motivated you also, so stick with it you fat ****ing tub of lard

 

Ouch!

 

Yeah, I know, mate.

 

Drinking is illogical

 

True, ****ing brilliant though.

 

Ffs, I missed an opportunity to bump this whilst pissed last night.

 

I think you were all pi55ed last night, it then started to get a bit personal between Comm and that Toon lad, so I called it a night.

 

Tag me

 

Got wasted last night. Told a lot of Estonians that they were like grumpy Russians.

Didn’t go down well.

Live and learn I suppose haha

 

Got pissed up on Friday and decided see if I could get banned from Facebook by posting "****" as many times as I could. Turns out my missus stalks me on Facebook and didn't quite get my sense of humour.

I've just deleted my Facebook account. ****in despise Facebook.