The Drunk Thread

I deleted Facebook last year.

I did something similar on Friday, sent my mate a load of videos calling him a ****. The girl I’m dating asked to see said videos.... she didn’t quite get my sense of humour either.

 

Well, when you’re a magistrate, you do need to be a bit careful what you write.

 

Sucky gets pissed on a single can of 1664, hence the name 'one can sucky', but who else are the lightweights?

Hiag is defo a lightweight when it comes to drinking, which is unusual for a super heavy weight.

 

I probably am right now.

 

I'm on a fitness kick right now.

 

My drinking ability varies dependent to how much I’ve eaten. Saturday I put away about 12 pints an 4 cans of Guinness. I drank random beer and cider too at the beer festival. Yesterday was a write off. Still feel ****e now. Though have had 2 ciders at the pub after a dog walk and two cans of Guinness to accompany my left over roast.

 

I go the other way mate, i drink then eat, once i've eaten, i'm done.

But i agree, there is no defining how much you can drink. Somedays i'm more pissed on 8/9 cans than if i go on a proper sesh.

 

I too can’t drink after I’ve eaten a meal. My issue is sometimes I barely eat during the day then go sink 6 pints in the pub after work.

 

thats why after work, i cook, have a few beers, then eat, then i know its game over.

i also never have to much beer in the house, i buy it daily.

 

You lot want t get in the Cheese thread on our board

 

I’d love to, but I’ve been banned these last seven years.

 

WORD OF WARNING FOR EVERYONE.

DO NOT GO FOR A BEER WITH THIS MAN ^^^^
ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN. TRUST ME.

 

I’ve had three meetings with Chief, so far (including this morning’s brief meeting at breakfast) and the weird thing is that I feel like I’ve known him for years!

 

Since 2011?

 

Also - does Chief have white wine with ice for breakfast?

 

What about a drink with you ?.....

 

Chief and Hiag ain't got **** on us starting at 9 am in a Spoons.

 

I'm really well behaved.

 

I'm a bit pissed at the minute. Long lunch.

 

Nice work mate.