The Drunk Thread

That's NOT my point

 

Not that I saw.

But he’d already had his breakfast and was on his way out of the cafeteria as I was starting.

 

You asking me out for a date?

 

Were you there quite a long time, yeah?

 

Yes sugar tits

 

I'll ring or text later this week or next

 

So who is getting pissed tonight?

 

I'm off tomorrow so I'm in. Buying some Mahou and a bottle of red on the way home.

 

Not tonight but I am waiting on some ganja and possibly a little cocaine later.

 

You could just have a beer mate, be a lot cheaper.

 

Doesn’t sound as edgy though. Far cooler smoking weed then taking cocaine to even them both up. Pointless. Rather have 6-7 pints and a kebab.

 

Called into Sainsbury's on the way home to buy some holiday booze (week in N Wales next week. Not exactly the usual but what can you do?)

Got a couple of sauvignon blanc, they are already in the fridge so ice won't be necessary by the time I open one, some Malbec, couple of shiraz.

Some small cans if Moretti, Brooklyn Lager and Estrella. Bottle of Tanquaray, some slimline tonic and some light ginger beer.

I checked out the gins. The majority of flavoured ones are gin, the minority are liqueurs. Just saying like.

Won't be drinking any of the above tonight so no, not getting pissed.

 

Tbh luv I prefer gear over beer. The dosh ain't an issue easy come easy go. And it is Thursday after all.

 

Different strokes for different folks bruv, I leave the weed for after the nose cos well I ain't some ****ing noob namean

 

Might have a drink or two tomorrow.

 

First one? Or have you partaken already?

 

Nah not yet so would be first.

 

Bet that'll taste goooooood!

 

I bet my arse won't be thinking that approximately 12 minutes later.

 

You expecting to get bummed after your first pint? No wonder you gave the stuff up.