The Drunk Thread

Pretty simple for me, mate. If I really don’t like someone , then why do I want to drink with them? The rest is just banter that gets heated occasionally.

That only applies to a couple of people on this entire board for me.

 

You’re just jealous because Chief and I are going to have a beer and get to know each other better.

You desperately wish that was you, mate.

Trust me, I am flattered.

 

I don't think you should be drinking anything other than slimline tonic after seeing that pic mate.

 

@Chief seems like a top lad I’ll defo have a beer with him before a game if we can coordinate that. I’d also be happy to have a burger with HIAG.

 

He’d been on the Perrier mate it comes with a bit of a bloat but trust me, HIAG’s shredded he’s been sending me his progress pics.

 

I reckon most on here are top blokes when you meet them.

 

That’s correct.

I’m down to 24 stones @PISKIE

Tel can vouch for me.

 

Apart from Piskie. Ain’t nobody got time for rocks and moss, real friends don’t bore you with that ****.

 

Keep up the good work you fat bastard

 

I'm also into dead logs and Toads.

 

Piskie’s natural encyclopaedia of coma-inducing toads and moss.

 

We ain't got a Trafford centre down here bru, so you gotta make your own entertainment.

 

And caravans, Tel.

I’m not sure I could spend an evening listening to Pix spraff on about his awning or the price of Calor gas.

 

I’m starting up running on campus, from next week, mate.

Well, when I say “running” it’s actually going to be a glorified waddling, at first.

If my knees hold out, I’ll advance to limp-jogging, after three weeks.

When my arse can fit on a saddle, I’ll get back on the mountain bike.

 

I'd happily go for a beer with Stan, Tel, Chief and Watford. All seem like decent chaps.

 

Thanks, Bluey.

 

You're welcome.

 

It's a pity that they don't feel the same way.

 

I don't drink anyway dickhead.

 

I'd probably have a beer with most on here tbf, or at least there's very few where I wouldn't even consider it.