Off Topic The Deep State

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Does the Deep State exist?

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Hoddle is a god said:
That's in the past, mate.

I want to make a valid contribution to this board, and to those of you who live your lives on it.

Forgive me, mate, yeah?
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Sorry forgot about the "I'm a new man, learned my lesson in the cooler" ****. A ****ing decade of the same jokes, stop being a ****ing pussy and be yourself for a moment it's not like people will think you're even more of a ****, that's impossible.
 
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Libby said:
It's a great drug to share with drunk people who are inexperienced with it lol. I used to find smoking a couple of shottys after a line or two used to spangle me.

It's ****ing horrible stuff though. I had a mate with a bad addiction to it who was still pissing blood 6 years after he stopped, caused irreparable damage.

He was sniffing like 100g a week though.
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I love how everyone was responsible and didn't like this post therefore not encouraging others to piss blood.

Honestly well done lads
 
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Suckmyklopp said:
Luv shouldn't drink rum.

Im the same on brandy, **** will go sour, I'll make sure of it. <laugh>
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I'm wondering if I should take a wee nip of the spirits, now that I've drained the wine.

I know it can lead to no good, come the morning.

But, right here, right now, it seems like such a good thing to do.

Oh, Lord! have mercy on my weak and pathetic soul!
 
luvgonzo said:
Sorry forgot about the "I'm a new man, learned my lesson in the cooler" ****. A ****ing decade of the same jokes, stop being a ****ing pussy and be yourself for a moment it's not like people will think you're even more of a ****, that's impossible.
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Thats true.

Won't say what bit tho cos I like to keep people on thier toes
 
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luvgonzo said:
Sorry forgot about the "I'm a new man, learned my lesson in the cooler" ****. A ****ing decade of the same jokes, stop being a ****ing pussy and be yourself for a moment it's not like people will think you're even more of a ****, that's impossible.
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Thanks, mate.
 
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Hoddle is a god said:
I'm wondering if I should take a wee nip of the spirits, now that I've drained the wine.

I know it can lead to no good, come the morning.

But, right here, right now, it seems like such a good thing to do.

Oh, Lord! have mercy on my weak and pathetic soul!
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This felt gay.

So I'm gonna pretend I didn't see it.
 
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Spurlock said:
I remember when Luv and Hiag used to wum people together
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Yeah, dat's true, Bruv.

Me and Luvvy used to be tight.

We'd kick back here with a few early jousts, get pumped, and then lay down some real mayhem **** on unsuspecting folk, wumming it up - hootin and a-shootin - laughing at authority, and laying waste to an army of fools.

Then, Luvvy seemed to get serious.

I kinda miss the old days.
 
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Hoddle is a god said:
I'm wondering if I should take a wee nip of the spirits, now that I've drained the wine.

I know it can lead to no good, come the morning.

But, right here, right now, it seems like such a good thing to do.

Oh, Lord! have mercy on my weak and pathetic soul!
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go for it bro

Been ages since I saw some classic Hiag Bantz

missing it tbh
 
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Suckmyklopp said:
I love how everyone was responsible and didn't like this post therefore encouraging others to piss blood.

Honestly well done lads
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Honestly the **** was an animal. I remember one Christmas eve he offered me one when I was tipsy and just leaving to go home. I asked for a little one and he racked me up a slug which must have been about a gram.

Got in a mates car and it took him 40 minutes to get me out once we got back to mine, sprawled on his back seats k-holing after putting cigarette burns on the floor <laugh>
 
Hoddle is a god said:
Yeah, dat's true, Bruv.

Me and Luvvy used to be tight.

We'd kick back here with a few early jousts, get pumped, and then lay down some real mayhem **** on unsuspecting folk, wumming it up - hootin and a-shootin - laughing at authority, and laying waste to an army of fools.

Then, Luvvy seemed to get serious.

I kinda miss the old days.
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can be a right miserable **** sometimes but not a patch on @Commachio
 
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