Off Topic The Deep State

[luvgonzo]

That's in the past, mate.

I want to make a valid contribution to this board, and to those of you who live your lives on it.

Forgive me, mate, yeah?

Sorry forgot about the "I'm a new man, learned my lesson in the cooler" ****. A ****ing decade of the same jokes, stop being a ****ing pussy and be yourself for a moment it's not like people will think you're even more of a ****, that's impossible.

 

[Sucky]

It's a great drug to share with drunk people who are inexperienced with it lol. I used to find smoking a couple of shottys after a line or two used to spangle me.

It's ****ing horrible stuff though. I had a mate with a bad addiction to it who was still pissing blood 6 years after he stopped, caused irreparable damage.

He was sniffing like 100g a week though.

I love how everyone was responsible and didn't like this post therefore not encouraging others to piss blood.

Honestly well done lads

 

[Libby]

Was at luvs post. Ffs Sucky.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Luv shouldn't drink rum.

Im the same on brandy, **** will go sour, I'll make sure of it.

I'm wondering if I should take a wee nip of the spirits, now that I've drained the wine.

I know it can lead to no good, come the morning.

But, right here, right now, it seems like such a good thing to do.

Oh, Lord! have mercy on my weak and pathetic soul!

 

[Sucky]

Sorry forgot about the "I'm a new man, learned my lesson in the cooler" ****. A ****ing decade of the same jokes, stop being a ****ing pussy and be yourself for a moment it's not like people will think you're even more of a ****, that's impossible.

Thats true.

Won't say what bit tho cos I like to keep people on thier toes

 

[Libby]

Sorry forgot about the "I'm a new man, learned my lesson in the cooler" ****. A ****ing decade of the same jokes, stop being a ****ing pussy and be yourself for a moment it's not like people will think you're even more of a ****, that's impossible.

... fella.

 

[Spurlock]

I remember when Luv and Hiag used to wum people together

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Sorry forgot about the "I'm a new man, learned my lesson in the cooler" ****. A ****ing decade of the same jokes, stop being a ****ing pussy and be yourself for a moment it's not like people will think you're even more of a ****, that's impossible.

Thanks, mate.

 

[Spurlock]

Sorry forgot about the "I'm a new man, learned my lesson in the cooler" ****. A ****ing decade of the same jokes, stop being a ****ing pussy and be yourself for a moment it's not like people will think you're even more of a ****, that's impossible.

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[luvgonzo]

... fella.

That's for when people annoy me not bore me.

 

[Sucky]

I'm wondering if I should take a wee nip of the spirits, now that I've drained the wine.

I know it can lead to no good, come the morning.

But, right here, right now, it seems like such a good thing to do.

Oh, Lord! have mercy on my weak and pathetic soul!

This felt gay.

So I'm gonna pretend I didn't see it.

 

[Sucky]

I remember when Luv and Hiag used to wum people together

Sad man, like Simon and garfunkle

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I remember when Luv and Hiag used to wum people together

Yeah, dat's true, Bruv.

Me and Luvvy used to be tight.

We'd kick back here with a few early jousts, get pumped, and then lay down some real mayhem **** on unsuspecting folk, wumming it up - hootin and a-shootin - laughing at authority, and laying waste to an army of fools.

Then, Luvvy seemed to get serious.

I kinda miss the old days.

 

[Spurlock]

I'm wondering if I should take a wee nip of the spirits, now that I've drained the wine.

I know it can lead to no good, come the morning.

But, right here, right now, it seems like such a good thing to do.

Oh, Lord! have mercy on my weak and pathetic soul!

go for it bro

Been ages since I saw some classic Hiag Bantz

missing it tbh

 

[Hoddle is a god]

This felt gay.

So I'm gonna pretend I didn't see it.

 

[Sucky]

Thanks, mate.

You've gone and upset him now @luvgonzo

 

[Libby]

I love how everyone was responsible and didn't like this post therefore encouraging others to piss blood.

Honestly well done lads

Honestly the **** was an animal. I remember one Christmas eve he offered me one when I was tipsy and just leaving to go home. I asked for a little one and he racked me up a slug which must have been about a gram.

Got in a mates car and it took him 40 minutes to get me out once we got back to mine, sprawled on his back seats k-holing after putting cigarette burns on the floor

 

[luvgonzo]

Anyway, a little rant is relaxing I'm off to bed. Let me know which chocolate bar wins and delete the bit where Haig tells everyone how he's a changed man.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

go for it bro

Been ages since I saw some classic Hiag Bantz

missing it tbh

What's gone awry, Bruv.

Have I been too subtle with my recent wums?

 

[Spurlock]

Yeah, dat's true, Bruv.

Me and Luvvy used to be tight.

We'd kick back here with a few early jousts, get pumped, and then lay down some real mayhem **** on unsuspecting folk, wumming it up - hootin and a-shootin - laughing at authority, and laying waste to an army of fools.

Then, Luvvy seemed to get serious.

I kinda miss the old days.

can be a right miserable **** sometimes but not a patch on @Commachio