Off Topic The Deep State

Draw the line there. Still do Nigella though if we're talking Yiddish milfs. stacey solomon to be sociable, perhaps.

 

You could involve a mate and bang both her nostrils.

 

I think Stacey Solomon is wife material me

Good with the kids, laugh, not too shabby looking.

As far as celebs go shes one of the few I reckon I'd actually survive being around.

 

All good valid points there mate.

Personally I couldn't cos I'm a funny guy and her laugh goes through me, and I wont hide my funny for no bitch.

She seems cool tho like you say.

My mates just met a woman bit older than him she's 40, he's always liked bigger birds but this one isn't just the size of a bus she also looks suspiciously like a man.

Ive give him **** for pretty much every bird he's ever been with cos they've all been fat Mingers but this one has me worried. Like genuinely. But he's head over fukin heels again after a month of getting his dick played with as per usual.

I reckon the ****s lost his sight this time or he's winding me up.

He Musta showed my missus the same picture of her when I was next door or summin cos she said to me randomly yesterday "have you seen Andrews girlfriend?"

Now my mrs is quite a gentle person by nature, caring all that **** a girl should be, I think that's why she likes me so much cos I am a bit of a **** but I'm not if ya know what I mean.

I could tell by the look on her face she was hoping I hadn't seen this birds picture.

Funny as **** like cos she knew she'd fuked up when my eyes widened and I proceeded to pop off fat bird jokes for the next 30/40mins.

I really went in tho, shallow hal was definitely mentioned along with other mainly really large things I twisted to use for my own amusement. Started off with cows, rhino's, then dumbo, different forms of godzilla like fat gobzilla.. Was funny cos it was childish.

Anyway what would you do bro, do i put him off this bird cos I wouldn't walk down out in public with them or do I leave him to get his dick wet.

Shes and absolute thunderminger bruv bare that in mind.
18 stone round thing with a strong tinge of man face.

I hope this post doesn't make anyone think I'm shallow or anything I just don't like fat chicks is all.

 

This is a deep subject, I think it needs a thread n a poll personally

 

Thats it mate pass the buck

 

Sounds a bit shallow there Sucky

we all have our limits though and your mate is clearing blind or has low limits

 

Honestly, I'd let him be. You can't choose who you love init, let the man be happy.

 

Thunderminger

 

Spose you're right.

Hes a mate tho and you want your mates to do well in life init.

 

To be honest, if he likes the girl and genuinely doesn’t give a flying **** what anybody else thinks, then he’s a bigger and better man than most







And so is she, by the sounds of it.

 

Oh mate she's absolutely tragic lookin.

But yeah I guess I'm being a bit of a **** about it really.

 

I’ve told you before bro

put a few pounds on

then the big woman won’t make you feel insecure

 

Sucky angling to get his cock snapped by an 18 stone Heffer

 

They don't make me feel insecure bro. They make me feel sick

 

I ****ed a chubby girl back in my teens, was buzzin off bumbles and knew she wanted to shag me, felt nasty the next day, I've never done any fat girls favours since.

I think it actually scarred me in some way. Psychology.

 

Yup, porked a fat bird for my wing man back in the day. Thems the rulez.

Same though, ****ing scarred me for life.

 

Yeh not about that life bro, my dad always said "don't go with a bird who can beat you up or run faster than you". I've lived by that code.

Makes complete sense