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But once he annoys "Stroller Ameoba" and "Jonarse Guttyhairmess" then we can improve the squad.

By playing those he hasn't already insulted?

And now for the Newcastle team news...
Playing in the oft-maligned rush-goalie-defensive-attacking mifielding forward position(s), Joe Kinnear...
 
Evening all.

Big day tomorrow. 'important announcements' at work. Might require a drink tomorrow evening.
 
No booze. Just played appallingly. It was ridiculously hot and the course is on the side of a hill. Nearly passed out walking up some of the holes. Also had a banging headache.

All in all utter **** lads. Quite pissed off. I meet up with a lad off here who is quite good and every time I play him I'm ****.
 
No booze. Just played appallingly. It was ridiculously hot and the course is on the side of a hill. Nearly passed out walking up some of the holes. Also had a banging headache.

All in all utter **** lads. Quite pissed off. I meet up with a lad off here who is quite good and every time I play him I'm ****.

a few miles south of you I recorded 27.5c at 6pm last night....
 
Now I'm not one to tout for business, however if you lads want help with your golf then let me know what the problem is and I'll do my best to help. I may even consider reduced rates if you're really crap.....<laugh>
 
OK so can I officially resign from being a Toon fan now via the 'constructive dismissal' route due to Ashley?