By playing those he hasn't already insulted? And now for the Newcastle team news... Playing in the oft-maligned rush-goalie-defensive-attacking mifielding forward position(s), Joe Kinnear...
Evening all. Big day tomorrow. 'important announcements' at work. Might require a drink tomorrow evening.
No booze. Just played appallingly. It was ridiculously hot and the course is on the side of a hill. Nearly passed out walking up some of the holes. Also had a banging headache. All in all utter **** lads. Quite pissed off. I meet up with a lad off here who is quite good and every time I play him I'm ****.
Was actually nearer you, was playing a course between Newent and Ross on wye.. I'm still feeling traumatised by it all.
Now I'm not one to tout for business, however if you lads want help with your golf then let me know what the problem is and I'll do my best to help. I may even consider reduced rates if you're really crap.....
Anyone care to join me, I've had a hell of a day and rolled myself a joint. please log in to view this image
OK so can I officially resign from being a Toon fan now via the 'constructive dismissal' route due to Ashley?