Shearer's ebar

[Agent Bruce]

Evening all. Who else needs a drink?

Spring water please.

 

[Darth Plagueis]

Spring water please.

Good lad. I've had to have a few bottles of water today because it's ****ing hot in my department.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Good lad. I've had to have a few bottles of water today because it's ****ing hot in my department.

Good man

 

[Agent Bruce]

Good lad. I've had to have a few bottles of water today because it's ****ing hot in my department.

Praise indeed.

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

Good lad. I've had to have a few bottles of water today because it's ****ing hot in my department.

I bet it is you outrageous stud muffin...

 

[Agent Bruce]

I bet it is you outrageous stud muffin...

Careful G, you'll make Girlzilla jealous calling him that.

 

[Obi Wan]

Good man

Is that av your latest redhead pin-up?

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

I fancy a name change... how do I go about that now I've wasted five allowed name changes?

 

[Obi Wan]

I fancy a name change... how do I go about that now I've wasted five allowed name changes?

We just have to call you random names instead. I'll start, you BEDWETTER.

Maybe we could make this new thread.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Is that av your latest redhead pin-up?

We'll have to call him AC/DC.

 

[Obi Wan]

Muffmuncher

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

We just have to call you random names instead. I'll start, you BEDWETTER.

Maybe we could make this new thread.

For the last time, I genuinely didn't know your mum was a gusher...

















I think I may have gone too far this time.

 

[Obi Wan]

For the last time, I genuinely didn't know your mum was a gusher...

D...D....Da...... .Daaaaad? Is that you?

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

D...D....Da...... .Daaaaad? Is that you?

I doubt it... No lead in my pencil, just graphite

 

[Agent Bruce]

I doubt it... No lead in my pencil, just graphite

No rubber on the end of your pencil? I thought they all had them these days.

 

[Obi Wan]

Hobbit fiddler

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

No rubber on the end of your pencil? I thought they all had them these days.

Unfortunately I tried the old blu-tak replacement technique... just makes a mess.

 

[Obi Wan]

To be fair, Kinnear has done wonders for the amount of activity on the NUFC board.

Whether you hate him or really hate him, he will at least shake things up.

 

[Agent Bruce]

To be fair, Kinnear has done wonders for the amount of activity on the NUFC board.

Whether you hate him or really hate him, he will at least shake things up.

Dithering buffoon couldn't shake his leg.

 

[Obi Wan]

Dithering buffoon couldn't shake his leg.

But once he annoys "Stroller Ameoba" and "Jonarse Guttyhairmess" then we can improve the squad.