Shearer's ebar

Spring water please.

 

Good lad. I've had to have a few bottles of water today because it's ****ing hot in my department.

 

Good man

 

Praise indeed.

 

I bet it is you outrageous stud muffin...

 

Careful G, you'll make Girlzilla jealous calling him that.

 

Is that av your latest redhead pin-up?

 

I fancy a name change... how do I go about that now I've wasted five allowed name changes?

 

We just have to call you random names instead. I'll start, you BEDWETTER.

Maybe we could make this new thread.

 

We'll have to call him AC/DC.

 

Muffmuncher

 

For the last time, I genuinely didn't know your mum was a gusher...

















I think I may have gone too far this time.

 

D...D....Da...... .Daaaaad? Is that you?

 

I doubt it... No lead in my pencil, just graphite

 

No rubber on the end of your pencil? I thought they all had them these days.

 

Hobbit fiddler

 

Unfortunately I tried the old blu-tak replacement technique... just makes a mess.

 

To be fair, Kinnear has done wonders for the amount of activity on the NUFC board.

Whether you hate him or really hate him, he will at least shake things up.

 

Dithering buffoon couldn't shake his leg.

 

But once he annoys "Stroller Ameoba" and "Jonarse Guttyhairmess" then we can improve the squad.