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Fat chicks try harder, they don't know where the next shag is coming from....EDIT so I've heard 
Fat chicks try harder, they don't know where the next shag is coming from....EDIT so I've heard
Yes they do, from Tash of course.
Fat chicks try harder, they don't know where the next shag is coming from....EDIT so I've heard
From somebody close at hand.
Yes they do, from Tash of course.
I remember when I was younger, I wanted to test this theory out. I also had a weird fascination with a chubby lass I knew, believing maybe there was a secret chubby chaser within. Turns out the trying harder thing was possibly true, anything went and she demanded I finished on her face which was a first for me and something I thought was exclusively confined to porn (another thing I was wrong about). There was no secret chubby chaser within though, I was rowing away behind her, mortally pissed, and just remember thinking "this is not for me, I'm disgusted with me, I want to finish". Well we all know what happens then don't we? I was paggered trying to finish, she probably thought "wow he really really likes me"
So fat chicks is not my bag it turns out, but I hope they get theirs like everyone else. Everyone deserves a bit loving.
I remember when I was younger, I wanted to test this theory out. I also had a weird fascination with a chubby lass I knew, believing maybe there was a secret chubby chaser within. Turns out the trying harder thing was possibly true, anything went and she demanded I finished on her face which was a first for me and something I thought was exclusively confined to porn (another thing I was wrong about). There was no secret chubby chaser within though, I was rowing away behind her, mortally pissed, and just remember thinking "this is not for me, I'm disgusted with me, I want to finish". Well we all know what happens then don't we? I was paggered trying to finish, she probably thought "wow he really really likes me"
So fat chicks is not my bag it turns out, but I hope they get theirs like everyone else. Everyone deserves a bit loving.
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I remember when I was younger, I wanted to test this theory out. I also had a weird fascination with a chubby lass I knew, believing maybe there was a secret chubby chaser within. Turns out the trying harder thing was possibly true, anything went and she demanded I finished on her face which was a first for me and something I thought was exclusively confined to porn (another thing I was wrong about). There was no secret chubby chaser within though, I was rowing away behind her, mortally pissed, and just remember thinking "this is not for me, I'm disgusted with me, I want to finish". Well we all know what happens then don't we? I was paggered trying to finish, she probably thought "wow he really really likes me"
So fat chicks is not my bag it turns out, but I hope they get theirs like everyone else. Everyone deserves a bit loving.
Even Pards.
I remember when I was younger, I wanted to test this theory out. I also had a weird fascination with a chubby lass I knew, believing maybe there was a secret chubby chaser within. Turns out the trying harder thing was possibly true, anything went and she demanded I finished on her face which was a first for me and something I thought was exclusively confined to porn (another thing I was wrong about). There was no secret chubby chaser within though, I was rowing away behind her, mortally pissed, and just remember thinking "this is not for me, I'm disgusted with me, I want to finish". Well we all know what happens then don't we? I was paggered trying to finish, she probably thought "wow he really really likes me"
So fat chicks is not my bag it turns out, but I hope they get theirs like everyone else. Everyone deserves a bit loving.
Kudos... No wonder you can sustain your erection over Pardiola...
Gandalf, where have you been
Yes G, where have you been and who gave you permission to have so much leave?
Gandalf, where have you been
It's actually quite a short story, but don't worry, I'll squeeze at least 3 films out of it
I didn't win the Euromillions so I suppose I need friends again
Ha, thinking you won the Euromillions and that's why you haven't been posting on the forum. You've been touring the World and staying at all the best Hotels and cheating on DT with all the high class hookers around the globe.
It's actually quite a short story, but don't worry, I'll squeeze at least 3 films out of it
Have missed you sweetie
.... but have no welcome back rep to give so sent you some points instead
Have missed you sweetie
.... but have no welcome back rep to give so sent you some points instead
How nice
Agent Bruce... you have described a dream I once had with astounding accuracy... However, no "it's been a while" REP means you're dead to me
How nice
Agent Bruce... you have described a dream I once had with astounding accuracy... However, no "it's been a while" REP means you're dead to me
Shouldn't that be RIP?