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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Like Tash says, fat chicks need love too.
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Fat chicks try harder, they don't know where the next shag is coming from....EDIT so I've heard :D
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    This is true.
    But it costs a bit in Talc.
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>!
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Yes they do, from Tash of course. :)
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    From somebody close at hand.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I remember when I was younger, I wanted to test this theory out. I also had a weird fascination with a chubby lass I knew, believing maybe there was a secret chubby chaser within. Turns out the trying harder thing was possibly true, anything went and she demanded I finished on her face which was a first for me and something I thought was exclusively confined to porn (another thing I was wrong about). There was no secret chubby chaser within though, I was rowing away behind her, mortally pissed, and just remember thinking "this is not for me, I'm disgusted with me, I want to finish". Well we all know what happens then don't we? I was paggered trying to finish, she probably thought "wow he really really likes me" <laugh>

    So fat chicks is not my bag it turns out, but I hope they get theirs like everyone else. Everyone deserves a bit loving.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><laugh>.<monster>
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Even Pards.
     
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  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Kudos... No wonder you can sustain your erection over Pardiola...
     
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  11. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Gandalf, where have you been <smooch>
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Yes G, where have you been and who gave you permission to have so much leave?
     
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  13. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    It's actually quite a short story, but don't worry, I'll squeeze at least 3 films out of it ;);)
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Have you seen Pards? :emoticon-0115-inlov

    Welcome back weirdo :D
     
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  15. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I didn't win the Euromillions so I suppose I need friends again <ok>
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Ha, thinking you won the Euromillions and that's why you haven't been posting on the forum. You've been touring the World and staying at all the best Hotels and cheating on DT with all the high class hookers around the globe.
     
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  17. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Have missed you sweetie

    .... but have no welcome back rep to give so sent you some points instead <smooch>
     
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  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    How nice :emoticon-0115-inlov


    Agent Bruce... you have described a dream I once had with astounding accuracy... However, no "it's been a while" REP means you're dead to me <ok>
     
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  19. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Damn... I'm still in REP Slammer like MCHammer...


    Duh duh duh duh... can't REP this...
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Shouldn't that be RIP?
     
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