Shearer's ebar

I have sent you some and I have not handed any out in ages, not even to Rog, so consider yourself special (you're now both kinds of "special") The rep was from someone else really, he asked me to leave a message.........

 

I thought you had gone back into the abyss.

 

You're only saying that cos I'm fat you horny git...

I'm afraid WP has taken all available space in that particular orifice of Pardew's

 

Nah he is too skinny.

 

Yeah, Pouchy likes 'em biiiiiiiig.

 

Evening tubby. How are you?

 

I'm fine squire, yourself?

 

That reminds me, almost ready to post one of those Tash style cartoon movie thingys, which stars quite a few folk from this thread.

Once I've worked out how to actually publish the thing. First effort.

 

Anything's got to be better than the s*** in the cinema now Obi so there's no pressure...

 

That's not very nice, doing a **** in the cinema, some poor bugger will sit / tread on that.

 

Shouldn't have mentioned Tash, he'll be after royalties now.

 

Tash is the main star.

 

I want to be special too

 

Thanks Norma

 

in the intervening 14 minutes I seemed to have falled into a deep coma like sleep.

 

Welcome minxy. I would never leave you out of a rare splurge!

 

Arrgghh flashbacks!!!!!! I like some junk in the trunk or voluptuous, but there is a line! I'm beginning to sound picky here! Just to clarify, I'd shag a warm sock

 

First time for everything

 

Thanks sweetie

How do you ever get anything done with that av ?

 

David Warner , Aussie's already pressing self destruct.