Shearer's ebar

[Minxy]

Sorry Tash

 

[Darth Plagueis]

Sorry Tash

Just kidding lol

I'd love a drink, but I'm going out for another run tonight so I can't.

In my new lifestyle I can only drink once a week :/

 

[Minxy]

Just goes to prove you don't need alcohol to have fun mate ..... keep up the good work

 

[Agent Bruce]

Just kidding lol

I'd love a drink, but I'm going out for another run tonight so I can't.

In my new lifestyle I can only drink once a week :/

Used to be just days that ended with 'y'.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Just kidding lol

I'd love a drink, but I'm going out for another run tonight so I can't.

In my new lifestyle I can only drink once a week :/

Good on you fella!

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

Just got back in from work and have got a throat like Gandhi's flip flop, must have swallowed about half a ton of dust and plaster.

8 pints of your finest.. ....please landlord, one for yourself and get a round for everyone in the bar.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Just got back in from work and have got a throat like Gandhi's flip flop, must have swallowed about half a ton of dust and plaster.

8 pints of your finest.. ....please landlord, one for yourself and get a round for everyone in the bar.

All in the one glass sir?

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Just got back in from work and have got a throat like Gandhi's flip flop, must have swallowed about half a ton of dust and plaster.

8 pints of your finest.. ....please landlord, one for yourself and get a round for everyone in the bar.

I take it you don't drive a bus?

 

[Obi Wan]

Just got back in from work and have got a throat like Gandhi's flip flop, must have swallowed about half a ton of dust and plaster.

8 pints of your finest.. ....please landlord, one for yourself and get a round for everyone in the bar.

:.

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

One glass will be fine thankyou, in fact If you've got a 16 pint flaggon that would do nicely as I've got a bit of a thirst on.

I certainly didn't drive a bus here but at the rate I'm going I'll drive one home as I'll be too pissed to walk.

 

[Obi Wan]

And some for the ladies

 

[Obi Wan]

And some for the ladies

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Went into a bar tonight... Said 'do you sell shorts?'.... Barman said yes..... So I ordered a 34 inch waist in Khaki.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

And some for the ladies

I'm a laydee!

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

One glass will be fine thankyou, in fact If you've got a 16 pint flaggon that would do nicely as I've got a bit of a thirst on.

I certainly didn't drive a bus here but at the rate I'm going I'll drive one home as I'll be too pissed to walk.

A flagging sounds like a delayed hardon? What is it really?

 

[Minxy]

Evening gents ..... I'm here to behave myself tonight

Dont want to be told off again

 

[Obi Wan]

Evening gents ..... I'm here to behave myself tonight

Dont want to be told off by the new mod

But will you be behaving well or badly?

 

[Obi Wan]

A flagging sounds like a delayed hardon? What is it really?

Flagging sounds like your hardon is on the droop

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Flagging sounds like your hardon is on the droop

How come you are so interested in my hard on Obi? (Get's coat.....)

 

[Obi Wan]

How come you are so interested in my hard on Obi? (Get's coat.....)

Well you brought it up in the first place. Fnar fnar