Shearer's ebar

Anyone want me to get some salty nuts out?

 

Fixed for you!

 

I prefer cheesy balls

 

Damn that dodgy pint! Hate it when that happens.

 

Oh yes please .... my favourite

 

Do you lick the salt off them before you swallow them?

 

more suck & nibble

 

Worthy of your 60k rep

 

.... apologies for my naughtiness

 

Sex wee came out

 

Peed yourself again Pouchy?

 

It only happens when minx is about with her filthy contributions

 

pure filth (no complaints though)

 

When I come on here I have every intention of behaving but then I read something which I can't resist responding to. It's like a big gurgle of laughter that needs to escape.

So sorry gents I will try to stop lowering the tone

 

I like to see a good gurgle.

 

Hell no you won't! Your filthy flirty ways are now a cornerstone of this board.

 

This innuendo and smut may appeal to some of you, however there are those among us who find this pithy titilation rather disgusting, not to mention the lowering of forum standards.

All this talk of bots, scrots, pubes, fun bags, ring pieces, talking to the pink microphone and the five fingered widow etc is hardly going to promote intellectual conversation. I'm so disgusted with the lot of you I'm going to cajole old Mrs Flannigan next door to give me a quick one off the wrist, she suffers from Parkinsons and it's rather good.

 

Good job you're here to add a bit of class to the joint Baldy.

 

View attachment 22176 ... thought I'd just help myself

 

Disgraceful