This innuendo and smut may appeal to some of you, however there are those among us who find this pithy titilation rather disgusting, not to mention the lowering of forum standards.
All this talk of bots, scrots, pubes, fun bags, ring pieces, talking to the pink microphone and the five fingered widow etc is hardly going to promote intellectual conversation. I'm so disgusted with the lot of you I'm going to cajole old Mrs Flannigan next door to give me a quick one off the wrist, she suffers from Parkinsons and it's rather good.