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Sorry Tash

 

Just kidding lol

I'd love a drink, but I'm going out for another run tonight so I can't.

In my new lifestyle I can only drink once a week :/

 

Just goes to prove you don't need alcohol to have fun mate ..... keep up the good work

 

Used to be just days that ended with 'y'.

 

Good on you fella!

 

Just got back in from work and have got a throat like Gandhi's flip flop, must have swallowed about half a ton of dust and plaster.

8 pints of your finest.. ....please landlord, one for yourself and get a round for everyone in the bar.

 

All in the one glass sir?

 

I take it you don't drive a bus?

 

:.

 

One glass will be fine thankyou, in fact If you've got a 16 pint flaggon that would do nicely as I've got a bit of a thirst on.

I certainly didn't drive a bus here but at the rate I'm going I'll drive one home as I'll be too pissed to walk.

 

And some for the ladies

 

And some for the ladies

 

Went into a bar tonight... Said 'do you sell shorts?'.... Barman said yes..... So I ordered a 34 inch waist in Khaki.

 

I'm a laydee!

 

A flagging sounds like a delayed hardon? What is it really?

 

Evening gents ..... I'm here to behave myself tonight

Dont want to be told off again

 

But will you be behaving well or badly?

 

Flagging sounds like your hardon is on the droop

 

How come you are so interested in my hard on Obi? (Get's coat.....)

 

Well you brought it up in the first place. Fnar fnar