Shearer's ebar

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Just got back in from work and have got a throat like Gandhi's flip flop, must have swallowed about half a ton of dust and plaster.

8 pints of your finest..<ale> ....please landlord, one for yourself and get a round for everyone in the bar.
 
One glass will be fine thankyou, in fact If you've got a 16 pint flaggon that would do nicely as I've got a bit of a thirst on.

I certainly didn't drive a bus here but at the rate I'm going I'll drive one home as I'll be too pissed to walk.
 
Went into a bar tonight... Said 'do you sell shorts?'.... Barman said yes..... So I ordered a 34 inch waist in Khaki.
 
jimileysbaldhead said:
One glass will be fine thankyou, in fact If you've got a 16 pint flaggon that would do nicely as I've got a bit of a thirst on.

I certainly didn't drive a bus here but at the rate I'm going I'll drive one home as I'll be too pissed to walk.
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A flagging sounds like a delayed hardon? What is it really?
 
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