Shearer's ebar

[Amnesiac]

[video=youtube;qrBj3u5dPgM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM[/video]

 

[skalpel]

I think this is my night sorted.

 

[Geordie Gashead]

Chris Waddle talks some ****e. That was never a penalty, soft as you like.

 

[u408379965]

[video=youtube;qrBj3u5dPgM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM[/video]

That's the scariest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Amnesiac]

That's the scariest thing I've ever seen.

It's when you come across stuff like this on Youtube you think to yourself "Maybe I should re assess my life."

 

[u408379965]

Who's gonna take our pens?

Can players that have been taken off as a sub take pens?

More Best of Tash courtesy of Privet's sig.

 

[Geordie Gashead]

That's class.

The terrorist one is still my favourite Tash-ism, though.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Chris Waddle talks some ****e. That was never a penalty, soft as you like.

Chris Waddle can't say penalty, he say's pelanty.

 

[u408379965]

The jizz was volcanic!

I got that horrible thing where you jizz a little bit in your pants, it gets hard and sticky, and then when you come to take your boxers off it pulls your skin along with it

>:O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

And another.

 

[Smudger]

Barca's BENCH for tonight features Iniesta, Fabregas, Pique and Puyol

 

[Amnesiac]

Barca's BENCH for tonight features Iniesta, Fabregas, Pique and Puyol

What's the starting 11 to bench such players?!

 

[I want curly hair too]

And another.

He actually said that?!?!

 

[u408379965]

What's the starting 11 to bench such players?!

There's obviously no defenders if Pique and Puyol are on the bench.

 

[Cal.]

He actually said that?!?!

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[I want curly hair too]

What's the starting 11 to bench such players?!

Valdés, Alves, Villa, Messi, Thiago, Mascherano, Keita, Sergio, Adriano, Abidal and Cuenca

 

[Smudger]

They've got Abidal and Mascherano at centre back, they only have 2 natural CBs in the entire squad, both recently injured.

 

[I want curly hair too]

When Tash accused the whole of gen chat of being *****philes.. there must be some gold quotes there surely?

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/40555-You-are-now-a-*****phile

 

[skalpel]

When Tash accused the whole of gen chat of being *****philes.. there must be some gold quotes there surely?

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/40555-You-are-now-a-*****phile

"Well i aint a virgin but i wish i was"

 

[Smudger]

When Tash accused the whole of gen chat of being *****philes.. there must be some gold quotes there surely?

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/40555-You-are-now-a-*****phile

That, my good man, is a ****ing goldmine. Read through it 3 or 4 times and it is just epic.

 

[Amnesiac]

Well i aint a virgin but i wish i was though

Well I never.