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Right. I had to make a choice between fireworks and a girl smeared in Birthday cake. Guess which one won?
 
The jizz was volcanic!

I got that horrible thing where you jizz a little bit in your pants, it gets hard and sticky, and then when you come to take your boxers off it pulls your skin along with it

>:O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

That's disgusting. It might well be the very first thing that OT reads as a 37 year old.
 
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