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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by overseasTOON, Apr 7, 2011.

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  1. Aldridge_Prior

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    Worked for me <whistle>
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Apr 8, 2011
  2. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    U actually pay attention to them adverts, my word u must be the only person I know of who does.
     
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  3. Aldridge_Prior

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    My mate pretended to be Lloyd Grossman once and got a free sample from some Italian pasta sauce company who wanted him to endorse their product!
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Apr 8, 2011
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    I always ask for the one in the advert but its always a far cry from that.

    Nen of them can cook and drink all my vodka.
     
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    NUFCaw, Apr 8, 2011
  5. Agent Bruce

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    You took a Russian bride AP when you could have had a nice Scots one?
     
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  6. Aldridge_Prior

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    I don't marry them. I eat their eyes and genitals then put the rest in the freezer.

    I'll eventually settle with one, just a bad habit I have. And the freezer is getting full...

    It's work in progress.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Apr 8, 2011
  7. Agent Bruce

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    You'll have to have a barbecue to help get rid of them all.
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    I'm off, sniff sniff, phew right off. Night all.
     
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  9. Aldridge_Prior

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    Good idea, I'll put out an invite.

    Mind, they'll not half go up quick over them flames, I pumped them full of Glen's so they're probably about 80%vol. It's the quickest way to relax them. Cost effective too.
     
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  10. SirBR

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    Happy Birthday OT - Welcome to the 37's club

    Your probably at your furthest point in your life where we people will either say " He's just daft kid ignore him" or "He's a strange old man ignore him" !!!!!! <laugh>
     
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  11. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    37.........

    i remember it fondly.....
     
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    ThrillerinAsprilla, Apr 8, 2011
  12. Agent Bruce

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    Getting close to when you don't remember which birthday it is.
     
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    My Birthday is on Christmas Day, such terrible luck!

    Happy Birthday OT <party>
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Well at least if people forget your birthday you'll still get a present off Santa.
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    Think Tash will like the offer of this present?
     

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  16. SirBR

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    Or in the immortal words of Pink Floyd
    " Shorter of breath and one day closer to death, Every Year is getting shorter never seem to find the time."
     
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    Happy Birthday OT

    I'll be 47 in 10 days and unfortunately at that age you start finding grey hairs in places that you never used to have hair!!


    Agent Bruce have some rep for that avatar.
     
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    simonbh7, Apr 8, 2011
  18. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    The 5-1 vs the Mackems was the day after me birthday. I was so pissed of when I found out that they had moved it but it was all good on the 31st Oct
     
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    My sister and her boyfriend have bought me an ear and nasal hair trimmer :1980_boogie_down:

    Oh, I can't wait until his stag night <devil>
     
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    overseasTOON, Apr 8, 2011
  20. Agent Bruce

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    A great Halloween party!
     
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