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  1. 666 Tash 666

    666 Tash 666 Well-Known Member

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    Rofl. I drink a pint of pure orange juice and a half pack of grapes every day.

    It counts as two of my five a day. :)
     
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  2. Cliff Edge

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    Oh, I've just gone and bought you a crate of Spiffing Crabbies Alcoholic Ginger Beer (for grown ups). Best go and swap it for Vodka + Cranberry Juice.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    How do you drink grapes?
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Its truly amazing.
     
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  5. 666 Tash 666

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    Haha.
     
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  6. LTF

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    Haven't you seen my profile pic? It's ticketyboo:wink:
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Splendid old chapess
     
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  8. Minxy

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    that deserves a rep .... but I've got to spread etc
     
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  9. 666 Tash 666

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    The local Indian is a life saver.

    I had a bit too much to drink tonight, on too much of an empty stomach. I felt like ****, but I ordered a Chicken Curry with a Nan Bread. Came in 15 mins, and it slides down the stomach like heaven.

    Feel better now!
     
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    Plain Naan or Keema etc...?
     
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  11. 666 Tash 666

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    I ordered Plain chicken curry, Pilou Rice, and I've got no idea what type of naan.

    I just said to the lad on the phone "naan bread". The bread tastes nice, and slides down the stomach beautifully.

    Plenty of flavour.

    Think it's just a plain though!
     
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  12. KingoStarr

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    Tash you should drink things like Jagerbombs or Vodka Redbull's if you like to get the 'buzzing' feel
     
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  13. Cliff Edge

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    Or lick your finger and insert into electric socket.

    DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS! TASH IS A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL! <ok>
     
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  14. Cliff Edge

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    Tash you bad man. I want a curry now. With naan bread.

    And I wasn't even hungry before I saw your post. :( <grr>
     
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  15. 666 Tash 666

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    Thanks mate, but it's my own stupid fault.

    Had a bowl of cereal at 8am. A Sandwich at 12, and a bowl of ceral at 5pm, and that's not enough on your stomach to be able to handle proper alcohol.

    I got off lucky tonight, I felt sick for a couple of hours, then I got my curry. Normally I'm smarter with alcohol.

    I'm not gonna be drinking any alcohol til wed/thu next week anyway.
     
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    Good idea Obi, cheaper than Jagerbombs or Vodka Redbull's!
     
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  17. 666 Tash 666

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    Haha, Curries are proper medicine like!

    Now, I feel better, no hangover tomorrow for me, and I can watch the highlights of the CL games feeling decent.
     
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  18. KingoStarr

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    I think thats not too bad because you got a lot of carbs in that food also if you drank it with energy drinks and mixers it dilutes it for you <ok>
     
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    Well tonight is just another lesson in life. Playing with your limits is dangerous. I'm hardly an alcohol pro.

    I've only had a proper hangover once, and never wanted to have one again. Tonight I tried my luck with eating little, and drinking a lot.

    Bad idea. I spent months with a right set of mind of what to eat and what to drink. Tonight, for some reason, I decided to **** that ****.

    I go off lucky.

    Good thing is, I've been drinking a lot less lately. I'm respecting alcohol a lot more, but tonight, since I'm working a lot over the next week or so, I decided to be a bit crazy, and I paid the consquences a bit.

    It's all part of life experience I suppose.
     
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  20. Cliff Edge

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    Today's lesson was brought to you by Tash.

    Next week Tash will explain how to make a whole box of mansize tissues last almost 5 minutes.
     
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