Shearer's ebar

Turkey women got beat 10-0 by Germany.

 

You could say they got stuffed.

 

... Or took a basting.

 

Sly motherfuckkker

 

Bill and Ben isn't that old, was on in the last 10 years for sure

This quote really got me, don't know why but I'm in stitches.

Serious question here Tash, genuinely not trying to have a dig or anything, but I'm assuming you live in Newcastle? Why don't you try some nights out on the toon instead of sitting on not606 while drinking? You might enjoy it more.

 

Tash, if you want to spend an hour chilling to the max and not caring about anything, while some weird smell clouds the room, why not just book yourself into the Marriot for a massage/spa?

It's legal, and you could probably see REAL girls in bakinis.

 

Because I don't enjoy drinking out, and I don't have any friends that I see often tbh. I only see some people at matches.

I like drinking at home because you can make your own drinks, relax and everything. Plus no one judges me for what I like to drink.

Basically - I only like going out for certain things, and going out to the toon for a drink isn't what I like doing. I don't like the bar/party scene.

The only thing similar I like are gigs, but I have an extreme taste in music, and I don't know anyone who likes it.

 

I've had enough action to satisfy me, thanks.

 

rofl

 

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Guess the old hand has cramp eh?

 

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Not true.

 

Which part?

 

The bit about no one judging you for what you drink. I could've sworn I bolded it.

 

Rofl, well that part isn't really a biggy, but if you go out with "the lads" everyone orders a pint, and you say "aye a double vodka and coke", not only is it more expensive than beer, but to a lot a lot of people, it sounds gay.

 

Why? Do you say it with a cock in your mouth?

 

I don't want to make a big deal about that one reason. I just don't like drinking nights out or parties.

 

Neither do I, to be honest. Having to dance at music you don't like, be talked at by people who left their wits with that 3rd pint, and act like an arsehole to fit in just seems like too much effort sometimes.

Quiet pint with my mate before a match is heaven to me

 

I wouldn't mind that. Don't mind pubs on match days, perhaps having a drink and soaking up match atmosphere. I love the toon bars before a game.

I just don't like drinking nights out tbh.

My favourite sort of day is a cracking match being on in the pubs at 1pm, so I can have a seat at the club, watch that game, then heading to the toon match straight after. Hopefully a good 3pts will be achieved, and I can get home to a nice takeaway, put my feet up and watch Barca/Real or some good foreign footy, then watch MOTD

Heaven