Woopert would have been top of his class if it hadn't been for that know-it-all Albert Einstein fella he went it school with.
Post a lie about the poster above.
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APACO has stopped wearing his Peppa Pig Onesie ever since that 'accident' when he couldn't get it off in time.
Obi loves my Princess Leia onesie .
...... but he finds it a tight fit these days
...... but he finds it a tight fit these days
I thought Minxy had a new Chewbacca Onesie, but then realised she just hadn't shaved for week.
Obi Wan got badly bitten trying to get Mrs Sasquatch into a sexy pose.
Woopert got a shock on his honeymoon when his new Thai 'bride' (Lo Hung Dong) got undressed for bed.
Obi had even more of a shock when Lo Hung Dong's younger "sister" One Hung Lo propositioned him in the bar when he had just grabbed himself a handful of nuts.....
Obi would have shot JR himself, but he was firing blanks at the time.
Woopert thought that to fire a rubber bullet you had to put a Durex on a standard bullet.
Obi is going to watch his beloved Newcastle United play tomorrow.
APACO has just started dating a former Miss World. Wooooooooooh!
To be fair, she still looks OK for an 83 year old.
To be fair, she still looks OK for an 83 year old.
But I have dated Minxy, and she looks good for 95.Obi is so jealous .... he has never dated anyone that young
Obi is mistaken ...... He means she looks fantastic for 95
Minxy is soooooo old she's lost her marbles and her eyesight. Poor Minxy.
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