1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Post a lie about the poster above.

Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by DMD, Oct 14, 2014.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
Page 42 of 53
  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    40,550
    Likes Received:
    27,064
    Woopert would have been top of his class if it hadn't been for that know-it-all Albert Einstein fella he went it school with.
     
    #821
    Obi Wan, Jan 21, 2015
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  2. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    15,256
    Likes Received:
    1,343
    Obi Wan goes to bed in his Star Wars onesie.
     
    #822
    Rafa's Championship Party, Jan 21, 2015
    Wooperts_duck and Obi Wan like this.
  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    40,550
    Likes Received:
    27,064
    APACO has stopped wearing his Peppa Pig Onesie ever since that 'accident' when he couldn't get it off in time.
     
    #823
    Obi Wan, Jan 21, 2015
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  4. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2011
    Messages:
    19,318
    Likes Received:
    3,741
    Obi loves my Princess Leia onesie .






    ...... but he finds it a tight fit these days ;)
     
    #824
    Minxy, Jan 21, 2015
    Wooperts_duck and Obi Wan like this.
  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    40,550
    Likes Received:
    27,064
    I thought Minxy had a new Chewbacca Onesie, but then realised she just hadn't shaved for week.
     
    #825
    Obi Wan, Jan 21, 2015
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  6. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2011
    Messages:
    19,318
    Likes Received:
    3,741
    Obi loves his women hairy :)
     
    #826
    Minxy, Jan 21, 2015
    Wooperts_duck and Obi Wan like this.
  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    40,550
    Likes Received:
    27,064
    Minxy loves hairy women even more.
     
    #827
    Obi Wan, Jan 21, 2015
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  8. DMD

    DMD Eh?
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    68,448
    Likes Received:
    60,245
    Obi Wan got badly bitten trying to get Mrs Sasquatch into a sexy pose.
     
    #828
    DMD, Jan 22, 2015
    Wooperts_duck and Obi Wan like this.
  9. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    158,980
    Likes Received:
    293,577
    DMD likes talking dirty to Obi Wan, and his brother Gok
     
    #829
    Wooperts_duck, Jan 22, 2015
    Obi Wan likes this.
  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    40,550
    Likes Received:
    27,064
    Woopert got a shock on his honeymoon when his new Thai 'bride' (Lo Hung Dong) got undressed for bed.
     
    #830
    Obi Wan, Jan 22, 2015
    Minxy and Wooperts_duck like this.

  11. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    158,980
    Likes Received:
    293,577
    Obi had even more of a shock when Lo Hung Dong's younger "sister" One Hung Lo propositioned him in the bar when he had just grabbed himself a handful of nuts.....
     
    #831
    Wooperts_duck, Jan 22, 2015
    Obi Wan and Minxy like this.
  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    40,550
    Likes Received:
    27,064
    Woopert shot JR.
     
    #832
    Obi Wan, Jan 22, 2015
    Wooperts_duck and Minxy like this.
  13. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    158,980
    Likes Received:
    293,577
    Obi would have shot JR himself, but he was firing blanks at the time.
     
    #833
    Wooperts_duck, Jan 22, 2015
    Obi Wan and Minxy like this.
  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    40,550
    Likes Received:
    27,064
    Woopert thought that to fire a rubber bullet you had to put a Durex on a standard bullet.
     
    #834
    Obi Wan, Jan 22, 2015
    Wooperts_duck and Minxy like this.
  15. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    15,256
    Likes Received:
    1,343
    Obi is going to watch his beloved Newcastle United play tomorrow.
     
    #835
    Rafa's Championship Party, Jan 23, 2015
    Wooperts_duck and Obi Wan like this.
  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    40,550
    Likes Received:
    27,064
    APACO has just started dating a former Miss World. Wooooooooooh!

    To be fair, she still looks OK for an 83 year old.
     
    #836
    Obi Wan, Jan 23, 2015
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  17. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2011
    Messages:
    19,318
    Likes Received:
    3,741
    Obi is so jealous .... he has never dated anyone that young ;)
     
    #837
    Minxy, Jan 23, 2015
    Wooperts_duck and Obi Wan like this.
  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    40,550
    Likes Received:
    27,064
    But I have dated Minxy, and she looks good for 95.
     
    #838
    Obi Wan, Jan 23, 2015
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  19. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2011
    Messages:
    19,318
    Likes Received:
    3,741
    Obi is mistaken ...... He means she looks fantastic for 95
     
    #839
    Minxy, Jan 23, 2015
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    40,550
    Likes Received:
    27,064
    Minxy is soooooo old she's lost her marbles and her eyesight. Poor Minxy.
     
    #840
    Obi Wan, Jan 23, 2015
    Wooperts_duck likes this.
Page 42 of 53
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page