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Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by DMD, Oct 14, 2014.

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  1. Obi Wan

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    Woopert was disqualified ftom the Soccer AM dance off due to illegal use of a zimmerframe to help with his balance.
     
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    Obi Wan supports a very annoying football team.
     
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    Just to point out, we are supposed to be posting a lie!

    APACO likes to attend Newcastle matches while dressed as a Barbie doll.
     
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    obi now supports Crystal Palace
     
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    As the secret is out, might as well point that me Obi Wan and Minxy all had a drink dressed as a Barbie Doll last night.
     
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    APACO writes Darragh MacAnthony's Tweets fof him.
     
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    Obi doesn't know enough rude words to write Darragh's tweets ;)
     
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    Minxy was at SJP for the Newcastle match on Saturday.
     
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    While Minxy was at SJP for the Newcastle match on Saturday, APACO was at home enjoying the 'singalong' version of The Sound Of Music, while wearing his favourite dress.
     
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    Obi Wan is a drag queen who goes to the rough pubs on a match day chatting up men.
     
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    APACO acts as Obi's wingman when he trawls the rough pubs, and often wears a Graham Norton mask to protect his identity.
     
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    Woopert got really drunk and ended up in a strange threesome involving a Graham Norton lookaike and a rather butch 'woman'. Although he pretends he can't remember any of it.
     
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    Obi once had a really strange threesome whilst drunk involving himself (dressed as a woman), a Graham Norton lookalike and Woopert. Obi can remember ALL of it.
     
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    Charlie knows this as she filmed the whole thing :D
     
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    The butch woman previously referred to was in fact Minxy.
     
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    Obi told me in confidence that he was considering a sex change operation, as he loved cross dressing, especially being able to wear a 52 FF Cup bra on a daily basis.
     
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    Woopert likes to tuck his meat and two veg betwixt his legs and prance around pretending to be a lady.
     
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    Charlie loves to dance naked in the rain
     
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    Minxy went to a Tom Jones concert and managed to launch a pair of her knickers right into his face.

    He was very impressed. Especially as she was still wearing them at the time.
     
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    Obi loves singing the Tom Jones hit "It's Not Unusual" at the top of his voice in the middle of his local Tesco supermarket, by the fruit and veg counter using a cucumber as a microphone, in the hope he will be talent spotted and become famous.
     
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