wooperts granny is still telling everyone about her strokeMinxy's rendition of 'Just a thong at Twilight' went down a treat at the old peoples home in Peterborough on Boxing Day, until Obi turned up at the last minute, and whipped off his thong, causing the old dears to scream out in shock. As he ran passed them, one old girl had a stroke, but the other one couldn't quite reach.........
wooperts granny is still telling everyone about her stroke

Wooperts duck hates Pompey[/QUOTE] How very dare you !.....
APACO wanted a new car for Christmas, but all he got was an old banger. What's the use of a stale sausage he muttered.