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Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by DMD, Oct 14, 2014.

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  1. Charlie1

    Charlie1 Well-Known Member

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    Obi Wan smells of wee and cabbage. A heady aroma for any who meet him.
     
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    Charlie1, Dec 23, 2014
  2. Obi Wan

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    Charlie has been selected to be Santa at the Hull Grotto this year because of her large belly and beard, and because when all the local men see her they point and shout "Ho! Ho! Ho!".
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 24, 2014
  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Dan has a replica QPR kit that he wears on his charity fun walks .
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 24, 2014
  4. Obi Wan

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    With being stuck out in the long lost time warp known to some as Norwich, 'sn 23 inc' struggles to keep up with who has just posted.
     
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    Obi Wan, Dec 24, 2014
  5. Minxy

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    Obi's rude-olf thong is cute but I prefer him in his Santa posing pouch
     
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    Minxy, Dec 24, 2014
  6. Wooperts_duck

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    Minxy's rendition of 'Just a thong at Twilight' went down a treat at the old peoples home in Peterborough on Boxing Day, until Obi turned up at the last minute, and whipped off his thong, causing the old dears to scream out in shock. As he ran passed them, one old girl had a stroke, but the other one couldn't quite reach.........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 28, 2014
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    wooperts granny is still telling everyone about her stroke
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 28, 2014
  8. Rafa's Championship Party

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    kiwiqpr has a season ticket at Peterborough.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Dec 30, 2014
  9. Minxy

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    APACO's girlfriend has a slow puncture :(
     
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    Minxy, Dec 30, 2014
  10. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Minxy is my girlfriend.
     
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    Apaco is in A&E since my hubby found out
     
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    Minxy, Dec 31, 2014
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    Minxy put me in hospital.
     
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  13. Minxy

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    But you just loved me nursing you ;)
     
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    Minxy, Dec 31, 2014
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    Minxy has a diagnosis for most known medical problems, but point blank refused to inspect APACO's Haemorrhoids, or Obi's Tennis Elbow, proving that she doesn't know her elbow from her a*se. <sorry>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 31, 2014
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    Wooperts duck hates Pompey
     
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    Wooperts duck thinks Southampton will beat Arsenal 6-1 tomorrow.
     
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  18. DMD

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    After watching the New Year Celebrations around the world on tv, APACO is gutted at the realisation his is actually a Previously owned Year.
     
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    DMD celebrated new year by sitting in a bath of custard with his friend Charlie
     
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    Minxy, Jan 1, 2015
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    Minxy hates to get the last word in on a thread
     
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