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Obi is now an almost permanent fixture at the M's house, after he accepted Mr M's similar offer too.
 
Mr M asked Minxy if she could sew up a couple of holes in his trousers. When he tried to put them on the next day, he couldn't put his feet through as she had sewn up the bottom of the trouser legs! <doh>:emoticon-0184-tmi:
 
Obi Wan said:
Mr M asked Minxy if she could sew up a couple of holes in his trousers. When he tried to put them on the next day, he couldn't put his feet through as she had sewn up the bottom of the trouser legs! <doh>:emoticon-0184-tmi:
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& your point is <grr>

Obi loves to chat with his pet tortoise .... they reminisce about the good old days when they were young
 
MR M did a shopping list for Minxy and it included 1/2 pound of potatoes.
So she asked the shopkeeper how many spuds she could get for 50p. <doh>
 
Woops is a renowned fiddler. He takes his fiddlewith him everywhere, and has been known to even play with it in bed at night.
 
Minxy is a renowned cat lover and has been known to stroke her pussy in bed at night.
 
After Mrs K (aka Ting Tong) asked him to hang a pair of curtains for her, he spent the following two days constructing a set of gallows. <doh>
 
Woopert thought he'd found his ideal job when he applied to be a Sleeping Policeman.

He didn't realise it involved lying in the road as a human speed bump.
 
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