Post a lie about the poster above.

Obi is now an almost permanent fixture at the M's house, after he accepted Mr M's similar offer too.

 

Other than me, only one person knows about that deal - therefore, DMD must be Mr Minxy!

 

obi likes to eat yellow snow
(thanks for paying off the bar tab)

 

Kiwi has bought the original Delboy Van ..... he loves to take it for a spin to impress the ladies

 

Minxy once went to the Royal Opera House, ate too much ice cream and stuff and threw up in the royal circle.

 

Dan was with me & promised never to tell anyone

 

Mr M asked Minxy if she could sew up a couple of holes in his trousers. When he tried to put them on the next day, he couldn't put his feet through as she had sewn up the bottom of the trouser legs!

 

& your point is

Obi loves to chat with his pet tortoise .... they reminisce about the good old days when they were young

 

MR M did a shopping list for Minxy and it included 1/2 pound of potatoes.
So she asked the shopkeeper how many spuds she could get for 50p.

 

Obi still loves to play with his submarine in the bath

 

Minxy knows I don't have a submarine ever since she stole it from so that she can 'play' with it in the bath.

 

Woops is a renowned fiddler. He takes his fiddlewith him everywhere, and has been known to even play with it in bed at night.

 

Minxy is a renowned cat lover and has been known to stroke her pussy in bed at night.

 

obi shaves off all his pubic hair cause he thinks it makes it look bigger

 

After Mrs K (aka Ting Tong) asked him to hang a pair of curtains for her, he spent the following two days constructing a set of gallows.

 

Poor Obi has repetitive strain injury to his wrist

 

Minxy can't wait to video R swimming naked in the sea on Boxing Day.

 

Woopert thought he'd found his ideal job when he applied to be a Sleeping Policeman.

He didn't realise it involved lying in the road as a human speed bump.