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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Oooh, cheeky :emoticon-0169-dance
     
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  2. Minxy

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    It's not unusual to find Woop's dressed in his stilettos as one of obi's backing singers
     
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    Minxy, Jan 14, 2015
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    Minxy was once mistaken for Dame Edna Everage in her local chippy. She has stopped wearing those spectacles now....
     
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    I have stopped wearing those spectacles since Woops propositioned me one night in my local chippy ....... apparently it was a case of mistaken identity ;)
     
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    I didn't actually proposition Minxy in the chippy, I merely accused her of grabbing my jumbo sausage and squeezing it, in front of other customers. Oh, the utter humiliation, I didn't know where to look. Honest.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 14, 2015
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    Woopert entered the World's Strongest Man.

    Although at first the World's Strongest Man wasn't too impressed with being entered by Woopert, the two have since forged a special relationship.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 15, 2015
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    Obi has been invited to attend the Britains Got Talent contest this year. David Walliams was intrigued when he read on his application form that Obi's special talent was balancing a case of brown ale and a dozen bottles of Daddies Sauce on the end of his p***s, but don't ask where he hid the half a dozen french sticks ! :shocked: :)
     
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    Sometimes, Woopert lets slip about his erotic fantasies.
     
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    DMD, Jan 16, 2015
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    Sometimes DMD let's slip about Woopert being in his erotic fantasies.
     
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    Lol

    obi never features in my erotic fantasies <devil>
     
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    Minxy, Jan 16, 2015
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    :emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0106-cryin

    Minxy promised to play out my fantasy by wearing her Princess Leia bikini for me!
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 16, 2015
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    I knew it ....... Lambie must have dressed as Obi
     
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    Minxy, Jan 16, 2015
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    Minxy always told her boys to eat their veg and it would help them grow big and strong and put hairs on their chests. After all who would know better, seeing as Minxy is living proof that this theory does indeed work.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 17, 2015
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    Obi offered to use his strimmer to remove the hairs from Minxy's chest, but she refused, as she had already accepted offers from both Lamba and DMD to carry out the work on a voluntary basis.
     
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    Woopert has insulated his whole house with the hair clippings gathered by Lambie and DMD.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jan 17, 2015
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    Obi used to play in Darts tournaments, and once played against a team of nuns in the 'Duck and Ferret' pub. When it was his turn to throw, after he had scored a single twenty, then a treble twenty, he slipped when he threw his third dart, hit the nun and unfortunately killed her.

    After the scorer shouted out his total score of............"One Nun dead and eighty !!", poor old Obi was banned from the pub permanently.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 18, 2015
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    Woops thinks he is a comedian & doesn't understand why people keep getting him his coat ;)
     
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    Over the years Minxy has helped me collect a lot of coats from various pubs and venues around the country - some fit and some don't, but it's the thought that counts <ok>
     
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    Woops employs me as his get away driver
     
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    I wish Minxy would get a car - it's flippin' freezing travelling on the back of her moped - and she charges me £1.00 a mile !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 20, 2015
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