Post a lie about the poster above.

You should have seen the sad look of disappointment on poor DMD's face when his order of 2 quarter pounders with extra pickles arrived. He thought the sign outside had said BUGGER KING!

 

obis secret fantasy was to be a member of the bay city rollers
he went as far as choosing his own tartan

 

Woop's most treasured possession is his Blue Peter badge

 

Minxy's most prized possession is her Shakin Stevens poster signed by the great man himself.

 

Woopert went to Oxford University.

He used to work there emptying the bins.

 

Obi only knows this because he was doing his PhD entitled "why the world would have been a better place if Alf Garnett had been president of Swaziland" at the time.

 

Dan knows this because he was Obi's professor at the time

 

Woops could do with a cold shower but Lambie is still in there

 

Minxy is taking a cold shower and doesn't care that Lambie is already in there

 

obi is waiting outside minxys shower with towels

 

Kiwi must be an amazing weightlifter as he likes nothing better than to clean and jerk all day. He also likes the snatch.

 

obis favourite skier is fanny chmeler

 

Kiwis latest attempt at breaking the world ' keepy uppy' record was scuppered when medics told him that taking so many Viagra could seriously damage his health.

 

Obi was celebrating when El Mohamady scored.

 

Right on the deadline of Transfer Deadline Day, APACO was sold off by Mike Ashley in the first ever deal involving the transfer of a fan. He now has move to and support Stenhousemuir instead.

 

Obi has never seen a Wookie's Hole

 

Following last weekends crushing defeat at the hands of the mighty Toon Army, DMD has given up on the Tigers and has become a season ticket holder at NUFC, having bought a Sammy Ameobi shirt. Good lad DMD.