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You should have seen the sad look of disappointment on poor DMD's face when his order of 2 quarter pounders with extra pickles arrived. He thought the sign outside had said BUGGER KING!
 
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obis secret fantasy was to be a member of the bay city rollers
he went as far as choosing his own tartan
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Kiwi wanted to join the Krankies fan club, but decided against it, when he received an email from wee Jimmy Krankie telling him that he had to toss his caber before he would be allowed to join, and receive his membership badge.
 
Minxy is taking a cold shower and doesn't care that Lambie is already in there
 
Kiwi must be an amazing weightlifter as he likes nothing better than to clean and jerk all day. He also likes the snatch.
 
Kiwis latest attempt at breaking the world ' keepy uppy' record was scuppered when medics told him that taking so many Viagra could seriously damage his health.
 
Right on the deadline of Transfer Deadline Day, APACO was sold off by Mike Ashley in the first ever deal involving the transfer of a fan. He now has move to and support Stenhousemuir instead.
 
Following last weekends crushing defeat at the hands of the mighty Toon Army, DMD has given up on the Tigers and has become a season ticket holder at NUFC, having bought a Sammy Ameobi shirt. Good lad DMD.
 
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