You should have seen the sad look of disappointment on poor DMD's face when his order of 2 quarter pounders with extra pickles arrived. He thought the sign outside had said BUGGER KING!
Woopert went to Oxford University.
He used to work there emptying the bins.
Obi only knows this because he was doing his PhD entitled "why the world would have been a better place if Alf Garnett had been president of Swaziland" at the time.
Minxy got a Double D following her studies into bra sizes at the University of Peterborough.
Minxy's Professor felt a right tit for her not gaining a Double E