Pardew odds on to take new job

2 mill compen,he wants to go as sissoko to be sold and no funds in january

 

Only bit that makes any sense... Ashley flogging staff for profit in his back pocket, otherwise, absolutely no way this is happening.

 

Already a thread mate!

 

1. Ashley saying he is the man for the job when Pardew goes..

 

I've had a great Christmas so far and this would be the cherry on the bellend for me.

 

Can see us going for a foreign manager, probably best to wait until the summer, give Beardsley a go until then.

 

Joe Kinnear is available..

 

I was thinking what could be possibly be worse than Pulis take over or even to have Souness back. I thought that even Ashley wouldn't do that.

And then I thought... Little Mikey Owen's managerial career has to start somewhere...

 

McClaren, De Boer, Laudrup, Howe, Karl Robinson, AVB.

I'd take any of the above.

 

Some good shouts there, think our team is set up to the continental system, therefore look at a foreign manager, probably best to do so in the summer.

 

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Laudrup YES
De Boer YES YES YES YES YES

The others I would be extremely disappointed with, particularly AVB, who has proven twice over his tactics and management style doesn't work here.

But we all know we would get none of these. I can't believe some idiots are clammering for Tim Sherwood... That's the type of bloody character we'll end up with no doubt, but I'd really rather not.

 

Tim Sherwood is a ****, we don't want him anywhere near here.

 

The name Pulis worries me the most. I can't even begin to fathom how he's going to fit in.

The only positives for Ashley is that the sales of baseball caps from the club grotto is going to go up by, er, one...

 

I like how every media outlet is having a ****storm now... "In talks" could be as simple as Crystal Palace's chairman sending a text to Mike Ashley, and Mike Ashley telling him to f*** off. I wish they'd be less sensationalist, particularly BBC sport, which has a duty to only report fact.

 

JPF, I think that duty, sadly, died out when the radio announcers stopped wearing dinner jackets.

 

I think you're all too right there bud.

Part of me thinks the BBC feel pressured to put this s*** all over their page to keep up with Sky's never-ending bullshit.

 

And long may he remain so.

 

You're loving this a bit too much you little tinker....

Pissing your pants the next manager might actually win a Derby for a change?

 

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