Pardew odds on to take new job

Someone sticks a tenner on him and fans go into some little tizz over nothing.

 

Pardew ain't going anywhere. He is here as long as mike is. He would never leave his mealticket.

 

Pardew is still ****ing off guoffran and making cabella look on.

 

Ok, he probably didn't talk to sky under orders from the managment, who heard them witter for ages about punishing Cisse. Even Souness was shocked by our Papiss ... (Oh what a short memory he has)

And the betting was placed before we beat Everton.

One can dream.

 

It does make you wonder why he dumped Carver in for post match interviews. I'd have thought he would want all the praise for playing 2 strikers, coming from behind to win all due to his masterly tactics.
Ally McCoist is free to take over for the fat one.

 

I think if Ashley like McCoist, Ally would still be at Rangers. Anybody with integrity isn't going to work under fatty.

 

Wouldn't even know who we would bring in, not that it's gonna happen.

Wouldn't mind bringing Chrissy Houghton back!

 

You have to understand that a 'flurry of bets' could be a dozen loons sticking 25 quid each on it. Bookies are quick to **** themselves. Its a non story, mainly because 'Pards' still thinks that his next hop is into the England hot seat. I am not sure who is more disillusioned about their abilities Pardew or Fat Sam.

 

Think deep down Palace probably have their heart set on someone in August, therefore it won't be Pardew, I would think Tim Sherwood. If by some miracle Pardew goes to Palace we'll go for a foreign manager.

 

Are you for real ??? Some people for ****s shake the bloke is a complete bellend

 

Collymore is claiming something is pretty imminent. Really hope we don't get Pulis.

 

Unless Collymore heard something whilst ****ing through the window of a 1992 Ford Fiesta down the local layby, I would treat most things that he says with a large pinch of hype.

 

If the fat man thinks we are safe, we will limp on with Carver until the summer

 

There seems to be a fair bit of speculation without much substance to back it up.
The Guardian reporting up to a £6m buy-out clause.
You can just see Mikeys eyes lighting up at the thought.

 

Heard £3.5m mention on twitter before. Defo false then.

 

Lets not forget Pardew is well liked at Palace and did score , I believe, the winnining goal against Liverpool to take Palace to the Cup Final. He may totally sick of all the sh.t he gets from us ( totally justified by the way )

 

Some wee just came out!

 

Just to put some legs on this, what if................ Pardew has been told that we WILL be cashing in on a couple of prime assets in the January transfer window. They WONT be replaced, a' la Cabaye, and he will have to make do and mend until the summer, AGAIN. Perhaps even lap dog Pardew has had enough of the fat mans bullshit and given the faintest sniff of something else in the PL he will jump at the chance. The guy is a Championship manager at best, so a continued shot at the PL is a Brucie bonus for him.

 

De Boer anyone?

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/...astle-target/story-25775320-detail/story.html

 

Bruce could do with a ****ing bonus, if you want him I'll drive down and bring him back for you.