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Pardew headbutt

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 1, 2014.

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  1. originallambrettaman

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    <laugh> I got a formal warning for threatening to twat him at the Charlton game.
     
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  2. Walter Sobchak

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    What a clown shoe mong 'Pards' is. Still, he was worse at Charlton. Southern prick.
     
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  3. DMD

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    Quite right too. You shouldn't be threatening him, you should have just done it. :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    There you go originallambrettaman, you'll know better the next time.
     
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  5. fredor

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    Which was the worst Pardews headbut or the horse puncher either way you are all class Newcastle
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    At least Pardew's headbutt wasn't to an an innocent animal so I'd say the horse punching idiot was the worst.
     
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  7. bishbosh

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    ****ting in the oppo's dressing room is a class act then is it? Smearing **** up the walls of the toilets at SJP is also a class act I suppose!

    Need I go on? The point being that those without sin can cast the first stone. Otherwise shut the **** up!

    As for the incident itself - it was handbags!

    If, when I am 52 years old and some big bloke half my age attacks me, I'm going to react! Probably with a big stick!
     
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  8. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Enjoy the game today mate? I did.
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    Been a game on today?
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    If Meyler had attacked Pards I think Pards would have been out for the count, it was less than handags at ten paces.
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    It really was a cracker wasn't it. I think my favourite bit was the devastation and tears at the final whistle, nothing quite like it.
     
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  12. Clockwork

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    still in bottom 3?

    **** them
     
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  13. Lord Jonjomort

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    John Barnes was on Talksport this morning and did bring some sense to proceedings, clearly stating that Meyler (Durden) played his part in Fight Club and without the initial push, nothing else would have happened. Would any other club have reacted the same? It's so intriguing that with all the alleged managerial undermining to have taken place at Newcastle, when the best opportunity in the world comes to sack him with limited recompense, it isn't taken.

    Whilst Bruce was very gracious in his response - I was seriously impressed, all things considered - it still deflected from Meyler, who for me should have been sent off. What Pardew should have done is took a flamboyant dive backwards, flying, arms a-flailing, into his own bench - he should have had some kind of WWE-inspired look of utter horror on his face with Macho Man Randy Savage screaming from the commentary "he's knocked out the manager, ooooooh yeeeeeaaaahhhh". Then Meyler would have seen red, and we'd have scored a few more.
     
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  14. SouthernToon69

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    Pardew should be sacked for headbutt??, In the animal Kingdom, this is known as nuzzling!..... typical overreaction!..... sorry people forget Jose and the eye jab?????? get a grip people! TBH he should be sacked for being a **** manager, not for forehead kissing!
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

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    Thankfully though he is a good manager doing a cracking job <ok> (bar the derbies)
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Defending him to the end Hacky, never mind you wont have to do it for too much longer.
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I know once we finish in the top 10, he will have achieved the goal everyone thought was reasonable and they'll lay off him. Finally you will all accept he is Alan the Great afterall.
     
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  18. Lord Jonjomort

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    And the Cups. <ok>

    I don't think blooding youngsters, rallying in the face of adversity (Sunderland defeats....twice...or the Cabaye sale) or making good use of the whole squad (Xmas 2013) are his responsibility. Well, they can't be, as he's doing a "cracking" job!
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    In the words of Buddy Holly, "That'll Be The Day".
     
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Finally you've seen the light. The sign up form for Team Pardew is in the post, me and Jimi are ready to welcome you.
     
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